Melissa Etheridge is pretty raspy. But this song was pretty great to sing along to. Any time the song is super loud you can get away with singing it badly and nobody will care too much. Go ahead and try it. Wherever you are. Right this second. I would but unless something has gone really wrong I am either on a plane or in an important meeting right now and belting out ballads is frowned upon in those locations.
But don’t think I’m not thinking about it.
You never really know what you’re getting when you cook up some hot dogs. Well, you know you’re getting hot dogs, but do you ever think of what kind of meat is in them? I guess it gives you the general idea on the package – beef, chicken, or pork, but it doesn’t tell you what specific parts of these animals we’re getting. That is, until now. Oscar Meyer has finally decided to let you know what you’ve been eating all these years.
Born May 16, 1986, Megan Fox is currently old enough to get a break on her car insurance, but still younger than VH1, all the Star Wars movies, and mandatory seat belt laws. So while you’re now reflecting on how terribly, terribly old you are, I’d like to kick off the Megan Fox birthday celebration in the grand Gallery birthday tradition of half-naked pictures. Here’s a little collection I like to call “Megan Fox, More or Less Without Clothes On.” Happy Birthday, Megan!
More Megan Fox on Superficial Gallery:
You might have noticed over the past month or so that the site has sort of….been broken. Like me, sometimes it is up, and sometimes it isn’t. And lately it is been even worse than usual. But! We have been working diligently to fix it all and it is sort of working. Things have been pretty stable for like a week. And the more I am out of town the better things seem to go. Not sure what that’s about but whatevs. At least it works.
Over the next few weeks we will be doing some additional improvements and some other crap like that and things will be even better. Then again, the last time we said that the whole site went down for 1/2 a day so who knows what will happen!
Feel free to send money to my PayPal so I can pay to fix things. I took all the ads off so the site would run faster so there went the only money I made. Well, except the ones way down at the bottom which bring in like, a nickel a day. My damn site couldn’t even feed a kid in Africa. Ugh.
So yeah…give your feedback, send money (seriously my paypal is AcadiaATmylongassdomain.com), make fun of me, whatever you want in the comments. I think they are fixed, too. And if it is going faster tell me. Or slower. And check the gif after the jump and see if it works. It is a picture of what happened when I said that there was no way the site could get MORE jacked up than it was already.
For this week’s Bikini Sunday I thought it fitting to feature Ms. Nadya Suleman, AKA Octomom. Nadya gained celebrity status after birthing octuplets and maintained her D-list fame with her subsequent bat-excrement crazy antics. She’s done a porn video, gotten plastic surgery, allegedly trashed several residences, and is being investigated for welfare fraud. But, at the end of the day, she looks pretty good for a woman that’s given birth to 14 children! Yes, 14. And in case anyone’s wondering, in the state of California you can make up to $119k and still collect welfare with a brood of that size. So without further ado here’s Octomom in all her glory. Enjoy. And of course I had to throw in that infamous pregnancy pic. You’re welcome. Go hug your mothers and I’ll see you next week.
Editor’s note, Princess Peach may be fired again. >_<
I know everyone hates Nicki Minaj and blah blah blah but seriously stop talking about the cartoonishness of her body and pay attention to the fact that she can rap. And if you think all rapping is the same then look at the video below.
This whole post was an excuse to post this video, btw. I didn’t think “OMG LOL” was a good enough title. Thanks to Rory Swan the Engager for sharing it over on Google Plus. He’s one of the people who make that place great. I might do a post about just him some day. Maybe that’s when I can use the OMG LOL title.