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Friday Nineties – Mariah Carey – All I Want For Christmas Is You

Back when I started doing this column I decided that I would not repeat artists.  So after I did Heartbreaker I was done with Mariah.  At least I was until I realized that the column was not going to die anytime soon.  And since it will be five years of 90s awesomeness come February, I…

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Beetlejuice 2 is Happening and Here’s a Preview

Well, I am sure that unless you care about Cuba (and I don’t since I already saw Godfather II) the biggest news on 12/17/2014 was the announcement that Tim Burton is going to do a sequel to Beetlejuice and both Michael Keaton and Winona Ryder will be in it.  And as a card carrying Gen…

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How Many Batmobiles are there?

Apparently the best Batmobile ever (pictured) was sold at auction on Saturday for a MEASLY $137k.  Not that it going for more would ever help me since I couldn’t have bought it for $137k either.  According to the story: DALLAS (Reuters) – Holy Bargain, Batman! The original Batmobile fetched $137,000 at auction on Saturday, a…

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Men Have Rights Too!

Dear (priveleged white straight) Men: I know things have been hard for you lately, what with all these “others” demanding equal rights and whatnot. I have heard your cries and I will commit now to help you to achieve the same rights all the rest of us have, as soon as possible, such as: Being…

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Friday Nineties – Alanis Morissette – Uninvited

I’ve always had a soft spot for Alanis Morissette and this is one of my top three favorite songs of hers.  If you really read the lyrics they seem a little bit pretentious but then again so is the arrangement of the song.  Of course it doesn’t seem pretentious at all if you think it…

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Newsflash: French Science Discovers Men Like Sexy Things

Hey everyone, you’ll be glad to know that France has completed a super important study: they have concluded that high heels are sexy and have an effect on (I assume straight) men! Thanks, French science. What would we do without you? Suggestions for your next study: Do cats like yarn? Does wine make people drunk?…