StaffAcadia Einstein
Company Picnic - 2013

Company Picnic - 2013

The Gallery would not be what it is today were it not for the dedication of the staff.  Since there is no revenue and hence no pay, the only reward they get is comments from you, the occasional product for them to review and not having to stay late in the office at night with me.

Despite the fact that everyone and their mother has a "blog" we try to do more than that here.  I know nobody cares what we had for breakfast or how we feel about our feelings. There is a place for sharing that kind of info.  I call it:" The Annual Christmas Letter that weird families send".  We don't navel-gaze here.  Well, we do, but not at our own.

I am listing the folks who are currently on staff below in order of their appearance.  I was even going to include the people who used to work here but don't anymore but it was depressing.  Damn the mummy's curse that was put on the Gallery years ago that I never tell the people who work here about.  It has killed so many good people.  🙁

Get to know the people who are working relatively hard to entertain you.  I will let them talk to you in their own words as well by including the bios they filled out.  And if they didn't ever fill it out they will look like dopes and I will shame them into getting their act together!

And if you want to ask them any questions or stalk them, use the contact form.  Make sure you include in your note who you want the message to go to so I make sure I get it to the right person.

Sangfroid (2010-Present)

SangfroidSangfroid's unabashed use of punctuation and grammar has made him a literary standout on the internet. A rising star in the urban/romance/horror/science fiction/Nancy Drew fiction market, Sangfroid is the talk of the local McDonald's. His dog actually ate the first page of his magnum opus "That Foggy Night" and compared it to other great works like the weekly circular for its absorbent qualities.



Cider (2014-Present)

Long time reader, first time staffer. I am writing my own bio because Acadia is too lazy, and because he recently made the questionable decision to give me admin rights. So, what can I tell you about me? Here are some fun facts: 1. The oxford comma is everything, so Cramsey and I are in a fight; 2. I'm the oldest child in my family which means I am bossy and also responsible; 3. I had a website even before SG existed but it has been on haitus for over a year... still, 2002 baby; 4. I am not as angry as I might often seem in my posts. I am actually funny and nice and pretty laid back. But if you piss me off, watch it.

Acadia, your assignment is to fix the strange fake polaroid effect that's on my photo and nobody else's when I go to the staff page. Please explain so I know next time I try to do something. Kthanxbai.


B. Nevin (2016-Present)

BNevin

B. Nevin is the new cohost of the Waiting for the Train podcast.  Since she doesn't write anything I have to do her bio for her.  I'm guessing that her spelling is poor and her grammar lacking, which is a shame because those are the traits we look for in writers.  And I heard tell that in real life she is a beautician or a mortician or something.  Sort of the same job when you think about it.  Weird.

If you ask her, she will tell you she's "the talent" but I am not sure she knows what that means.   Unless she swallows bubble gum and blows fart bubbles with her butt while we are recording all I am getting is the same banter she gives the housewives and corpses while she...makeups them.  I need to check these resumes more closely when they come in!


Eva Halloween (2012-2015)

Eva-halloweenI can honestly say that were it not for Eva, the Gallery would not be the place it is today.  She manages to do a ton around here including write funny posts while running her own site that I don't help her with at all.  In fact I might actually hinder her over there now that I think about it.

From her fortress in the past (she is three hours behind me, time wise) she surveys the site with a critical eye and gives us precious extra time to make our deadlines on daily posts.  The Gallery's strategic alliance with Eva's site: The Year of Halloween has given us the ability to tell places we are a media conglomerate and try to get free tickets to stuff.  Read her!



Cornmeal (2010-2014)

cornmeal Corny has been here the longest of the whole current staff.  I have known him for a lot longer than that, though.  He never did his bio which actually doesn't surprise me because even though he obsesses over the stats and always wants to know which post is doing the best once I had to make a whole section in the sidebar just for him because he couldn't remember where the login page was.

Oh, and ask him about his toy collection.  Seriously, ask him.  It's messed up.

Here's the bio he wrote for himself:

I have a tree. And a kite. They like each other.


Princess Peach (2012-2014)

Whether she is submitting her Bikini Sunday post with onlprincess-peachy ten minutes left of Sunday, or she is submitting her Bikini Sunday post with only fifteen minutes left of Sunday, Princess Peach always manages to mostly do Bikini Sunday every week.  And I would not want it any other way.  Because if she isn't ogling chicks she is having ridiculous adventures that make it impossible for her to do it.

Seriously, she can't do the post every week.  Look at some of the reasons she has emailed me for why she couldn't do the post:  trapped in her car by a dog, chased by vampires in a small town in Maine, giant transparent dome over her whole city cut off internet, went on vacation to Colorado and the hotel she stayed in was haunted, she bought an old car and it came to life and killed her friends.  See!  She has a tough time.  Hey...wait a minute....



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12 Comments

  1. stacyfrazer
    stacyfrazerReply
    April 15, 2014 at 2:24 pm

    Quite the eclectic mix here…..reminiscent of the Mutter Museum

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  2. jennmartinelli
    jennmartinelliReply
    April 16, 2014 at 4:55 pm

    OMG I can’t wait to be included here. Please promise we can really reenact this company picnic.

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  3. Cider
    CiderReply
    October 29, 2014 at 5:08 pm

    DEAR ACADIA: WTF WHY DO I NOT HAVE A PLACE OF HONOR ON THIS PAGE? #offended

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  4. stacyfrazer
    stacyfrazerReply
    October 29, 2014 at 5:21 pm

    #ouch

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  5. brittnevin
    brittnevinReply
    May 20, 2016 at 10:52 am

    Hi, Do I work here? Where is my internet fames check?

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    • Acadia Einstein
      May 20, 2016 at 11:08 am

      Pics or gtfo

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      • brittnevin
        brittnevinReply
        May 20, 2016 at 11:57 am

        I don’t even know what that means… I think you are using it wrong.

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        • Acadia Einstein
          May 20, 2016 at 1:09 pm

          Oh I’ll use it wrong! Like a fox!

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          • brittnevin
            brittnevin
            May 20, 2016 at 1:34 pm

            Wat? Ffs shhhhhh… just look at the manor god damn it

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  6. StayFray
    StayFrayReply
    May 20, 2016 at 1:37 pm

    Does anyone else think it smells weird in here?

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  7. cobalt
    cobaltReply
    June 18, 2016 at 12:48 am

    Damn, have not figured out how to send Acadia my email addy yet via this place. But I bet if he looks on Google+ then he’d figure out my email is the first part of my nick there with the end part as gmail.

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    • stacyfrazer
      stacyfrazerReply
      June 18, 2016 at 12:53 am

      You’re expectations are WAY too high. Don’t set yourself up for Disappointment!

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