Alison Brie Shows Me the Way

Acadia Einstein


I was wondering if I should get back to work on the Celebrity Tongue Section and was really going back and forth on it.  Then Esquire dropped a new set of pictures of Alison Brie.  And as you can see from the banner, she is not wearing a gas mask or popping a balloon or sitting in a cake.  Nope.  She has her tongue out.  So suck on that, other fringe fetishes!  We remain the dominant force on the Internet for pics of famous or mildly famous women sticking out their tongues.

Seriously.  It’s a thing.  I realize it might not be a major victory but it is still a victory.  It might not be like being the fastest runner alive, but it is definitely like being the fastest Amish swimmer or the woman who can do Sudoku on one foot for the longest.  The only difference in our case is that WE know we are #1.  And I am not sure how many swim meets the Amish have so you may have to wait for that one…

Also here are a bunch more pics of Alison Brie’s tongue.  Not that you care…

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I have run the site since 2005. And I have to say I am pretty damn proud of it. I wrote the book Whalewolf (sold on and am not even close to tired so I am just going to keep going. I was born in Portland, Maine and I currently live in New York and Charlotte, North Carolina. I keep hoping that at some point all these weird rebels are gonna say: "SURPRISE!" and act normal. Eight years and counting....


  1. Eva Halloween
    April 16, 2013 at 10:10 pm

    Alison Brie seems to be the queen of (non-porn) tongue gifs.

    Pardon me while I file that information away for later.

  2. angie potter
    angie potterReply
    April 16, 2013 at 10:29 pm


    Fuuuuuuu I think it’s past my bedtime.

  3. stacyfrazer
    April 16, 2013 at 11:15 pm

    Amish swimsuits… Hawt

    • alex
      April 18, 2013 at 6:19 pm

      I just Googled “Amish Swimsuits” at work because of this comment, so thanks.

      (Wasn’t worth it, btw.)

  4. TGNP
    April 17, 2013 at 10:55 am

    She’s actually checking for spinach in her teeth.

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