See, I’m watching an auction on eBay, and it’s for a pretty pricey item. I guess you could say I have a taste for the luxurious. So, if any of you could spare some cash, I’d very much appreciate it. The Monopoly money that Acadia pays me for the work I do here isn’t going to help in this case. I need the real deal. Have a look at the item I’m bidding on after the jump. And don’t you dare try to undercut me at the last minute, either. I will hunt you down and pee in your garden.