Ashlee Simpson Tongue

Acadia Einstein

Ashlee Simpson’s tongue is epic.  She is not as famous as her sister but tongue-wise she is totally in the running.  I wonder if there is some special tongue lingo that would describe someone with a super long tongue.  Seems like that would be something I should know.  Or invent.  Hmm.  I guess I could call Ashlee Simpson and ask her what she calls it.  Unfortunately for her, she probably isn’t very busy right now.

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I have run the site since 2005. And I have to say I am pretty damn proud of it. I wrote the book Whalewolf (sold on and am not even close to tired so I am just going to keep going. I was born in Portland, Maine and I currently live in New York and Charlotte, North Carolina. I keep hoping that at some point all these weird rebels are gonna say: "SURPRISE!" and act normal. Eight years and counting....

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