Melissa Etheridge is pretty raspy. But this song was pretty great to sing along to. Any time the song is super loud you can get away with singing it badly and nobody will care too much. Go ahead and try it. Wherever you are. Right this second. I would but unless something has gone really wrong I am either on a plane or in an important meeting right now and belting out ballads is frowned upon in those locations.
But don’t think I’m not thinking about it.
You might have noticed over the past month or so that the site has sort of….been broken. Like me, sometimes it is up, and sometimes it isn’t. And lately it is been even worse than usual. But! We have been working diligently to fix it all and it is sort of working. Things have been pretty stable for like a week. And the more I am out of town the better things seem to go. Not sure what that’s about but whatevs. At least it works.
Over the next few weeks we will be doing some additional improvements and some other crap like that and things will be even better. Then again, the last time we said that the whole site went down for 1/2 a day so who knows what will happen!
Feel free to send money to my PayPal so I can pay to fix things. I took all the ads off so the site would run faster so there went the only money I made. Well, except the ones way down at the bottom which bring in like, a nickel a day. My damn site couldn’t even feed a kid in Africa. Ugh.
So yeah…give your feedback, send money (seriously my paypal is AcadiaATmylongassdomain.com), make fun of me, whatever you want in the comments. I think they are fixed, too. And if it is going faster tell me. Or slower. And check the gif after the jump and see if it works. It is a picture of what happened when I said that there was no way the site could get MORE jacked up than it was already.
I know everyone hates Nicki Minaj and blah blah blah but seriously stop talking about the cartoonishness of her body and pay attention to the fact that she can rap. And if you think all rapping is the same then look at the video below.
This whole post was an excuse to post this video, btw. I didn’t think “OMG LOL” was a good enough title. Thanks to Rory Swan the Engager for sharing it over on Google Plus. He’s one of the people who make that place great. I might do a post about just him some day. Maybe that’s when I can use the OMG LOL title.
I’m not going to lie. I could. I could tell you that I put that old pic of Heidi Klum in the banner because today is the anniversary of when she married Seal (in 2005). But in reality I didn’t want to have to post a pic of the actual Seal because his messed up face scares me. I know it is not his fault but the poor guy looks like he bought a home Edward James Olmos kit. And honestly he had a hit song, married Heidi Klum (Heidi Klum Pics here and Heidi Klum Tongue Pics here) and even though they are divorced now they had the best Halloween costumes ever so whatever, guy.
And I bet if you were like me you thought there was ONE reason Seal had those scars but in fact there is a different one. And from the looks of it, Seal’s face is a hot topic. Look what Google says.
Jeez, Google. Have a heart. Stop showing me how horrible people are. Take those offensive ones out and just leave: “Why is seal’s face”. That’s what I would ask him if I ever met him. Hey, Seal, why is your face? Then he would hit me with a bag of money and tell me stories about dirty stuff he did to Heidi Klum. Well played, Seal. Well played.
Hey! Look! It’s Cinco de Mayo! So just like everyone else on the Internet I am featuring a Mexican in my post for the day. Fergie (the Mexican one, not the drunk English ex-princess one). Technically only one of her great grandmother’s was Mexican but it counts because I am super lazy and if i picked an actual Mexican they might have had one of those weird squiggles over one of the letters and no way am I buying a whole new keyboard just so you pervs can get grammatically correct bikini pics. So instead you get these. And that’s not a bad deal at all!
Every Twerker in the world needs to give Wreckz N Effect a nickle per twerk. Since the whole movement seems to be based on that one…movement, they all owe a debt to the early 90s hit Rump Shaker. I can only assume that within the next few months there will be a new craze of women in bikinis playing the saxophone at the beach. Just working on a name for it. I suppose it would have to be a word that combines Bill Clinton, Clarence Clemons and Lisa Simpson. Those are the only three saxophone players I know.
Oh, and we should also note that we are talking about a song that introduced the idea of focusing one’s life by stating:
“All I wanna do is zooma zoom zoom zoom and a boom boom.” Which is all I have ever wanted to do ever since except I don’t know how to do either of those things. Oh, and they also have two kids using those white buckets for drums. Don’t get that. How expensive is a drum? Would they rather have a real drum? If not, what do they know that people with real drums are missing? This video is full of wonder….