Author: Acadia Einstein

Molly Erdman > You

Don’t know who Molly Erdman is?  You dolts.  She is the wife from the Sonic commercials.  Don’t you look at her when they are at Sonic.  Her and her bald husband.  And wonder why she never gets to drive?  I know I do.  Well, she is more than just the Sonic wife who can’t drive.  She is also from Second City, and has ner own site.  That’s why her name up there is underlined.  So go visit her and make comments.  She deserves it, cause she posts regularly.  Not like all those pornstars who seem to be made of broken promises. Anyway – here’s a video of her from Second City as well.  She’s funny.  Funnier than you, anyway.  And once she learns to drive, watch out! – Watch the video after the jump!...

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The funniest things I saw this week.

Here are the things that made me lol the most this week. It was a pretty slow week. Unibrow‘s never-ending quest to take something to do with babes, find 10 videos of whatever it is and make a list of it always makes me laugh. This week they have: The 10 Hottest Latina Babe Topless Scenes. I am thinking next week they will have: The 10 Hottest Butt Crack Oil Paintings. And if they do, I will link it. My friend sent me this pic with the following caption: “Here’s the picture from your visit to the spa last weekend.” More after the Jump! I am going to link this News Story but you don’t even really need to click it. All you need to know is that there was this guy who was the dictator of Turkmenistan. And he made… well, I will show you this excerpt to describe what he made: Niyazov spent $12million (£6m) on a 75m (244ft) tower called the Arch of Neutrality, placing the 12m monument to himself at the top in 1998. The gold-plated statue with outstretched arms rotated once every 24 hours so that Niyazov always faced the sun. The statue was the most prominent of a series of vanity projects, including an ice palace and a 40m pyramid, that Niyazov built with income from Turkmenistan’s huge gas reserves, while his five...

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The old host screwed us

So – I got screwed by my old, bad host. They are ixwebhosting and they eat it. I am still wondering if they realize they were telling me that I should find a new host because my site is too popular. It still makes no sense to me, because unless there are a bunch of ghosts clicking around, I have no idea where all this ‘suspicious activity’ is coming from. Anyway – now I am on a shiny new host. And they kick ass. So yay. I still need to ftp 48658969058473726495 more things – but hey – things are looking up! Also – I decided to move the batcave up in the directory – so here is the new link. http://superficialgallery.com/Forums/ If that link does not work for you – it means that the new site is not showing up for you yet. You must live in a small, hick place if you haven’t propagated by now. Sorry, Jedediah. All members’ passwords will work as usual. I will fix the skin, etc...

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Eddy Arnold (who you never heard of) dead at 89

It doesn’t matter that you don’t know who Eddy Arnold is.  And I don’t want anyone to think that I am mister country music – but I can appreciate the fact that the guy started out during the Great Depression, and recorded his last album in 2005 (where Depressions are called: “recessions”).  That’s pretty bad ass. Some people think he died because his wife of 56 years died not too long ago.  You hear about that a lot with old people.  Their spouse dies, then they die, cause they don’t know what else to do.  I think that’s pretty crappy – so I plan on going to visit a lot of widows and widowers with brochures for amusement parks and other distracting crap.  I’m that kind of guy. If you want to hear an Eddy Arnold song that someone should sample for a rap song or something, you can listen after the jump. eddy arnold – cattle call.mp3 Download it at mp3space.com BTW – that site MP3Space is pretty sweet – upload a song to it and put the link in the comments. It’s like Limewire but with no...

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Prove Your Love with Ink!

You may not know it to look at us, but we have legions of fans willing to write on themselves to demonstrate their love for the gallery.  And you could be one of them! If you want to just look at everyone else – then visit the NSFW FAN GALLERY.  Or, if you want to contribute, then use the contact form to send in a pic. Don’t just say you love us.  Prove...

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Batman Movie = Oscar Madness

We all know that The Dark Knight is not going to win Best Picture. It may win some technical awards – just none of the biggies. There will be too many movies where some asshole learns something about himself to let a good movie like Batman take the big prize. But it is still going to be smack-dab in the middle of the Oscar hoopla. And all because of the late Heath Ledger. Here is my reasoning behind Heath Ledger getting nominated for Best Supporting Actor: He’s dead and nobody wants him to be.  Do not discount this factor.  It is very important. He didn’t win one for Brokeback Mountain.  I am sure all the voters thought, “He is young; he will be nominated again.”  But now, because of number 1, he won’t.  So unless he is like the movie version of 2-Pac, there won’t be any more Heath Ledger movies.  If they want to nominate him, this is their chance. It is actually gonna be good.  See, they finally figured out how to make Super Hero movies.  Put in actors that girls like to watch.  And make sure those actors can actually act.  And when those actors don’t ham it up (I’m looking at you, Jack Nicholson) you get a movie that doesn’t suck. Last year’s Oscars were too depressing.  They need some popular movies mixed in this...

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YouTube is down?

At first I thought it was just me when my videos did not work. It usually is. But not this time. It seems to me as though YouTube is broken. If you can see the videos below, or if you can get to youtube, let me know in the comments. Otherwise, we will all have to talk to each other. And that would...

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Carnival Friday

It’s Carnival Friday, which is code for the night all the work gets done on the site.  So get ready for hot…site action, I guess.  Or something.  And to start it all off right, I decided to post a pic of Keating Hall, which stands majestically on the campus of my alma mater, Fordham University.   And since I am feeling so wistful, I decided to look up the bar I used ot work at, and i found this. http://nyc.everyblock.com/restaurant-inspections/by-date/2008/1/3/621682/ Yep – the bar I used to work at was cited for: Non-food contact surface improperly constructed and Toilets not maintained.  I can vouch for boh of those.  And I guess that makes this a link post! The 10 Hottest Titty Flopping Sex Scenes Of All Time I think this guy is actually the real Houdini.  I don’t think a fake Houdini would have been able to get his pic taken with both Willis from Different Strokes AND the Mayor of Asheville, NC. If you don’t know Latarian Milton then you don’t know that he took his grandmas car because he was mad at his mom and that his friend smokes with cigarettes.  And he’s seven. In fact – this fat little bastard makes me so happy I am just going to put his whole video in here.  The fat little...

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Amy Weber is Lazy

Look at her. Just laying there. Too lazy to even put on her bathing suit. Shameful. She’s probably drunk. And I bet that’s not even her pool. In fact, that sort of looks like MY pool. I will be right back. I need to kick a drunk lazy naked lady out of my yard. Click below if you want more pics of her. Amy Weber *Update – I remembered after I went outside that I only have a pool in that space of time before you fall asleep, and you are trying to make up your own dreams....

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Kristen Wiig Tongue

Kristen Wiig is rapidly becoming my favorite SNL cast member. She is the one that does that character that one ups everyone, right? If not, tell me. But anyway. She French kissed a dog. So not only is this entertainment-centric AND bestiality-centric*, it is also and most importantly more tongue pics for the tongue gallery. So here you go. *The gallery does not condone bestiality unless it is a really hot...

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