Princess Peach
Jaime Chung is the hottest famous actress you’ve probably never heard of. That’s where we come in and provide a valuable public service! Allow me to fill you in. Ms Chung was born in San Francisco to Korean parents, studied economics at UC Riverside, and found herself working at a sports bar in San Diego when the casting crew for MTV’s Real World came through in 2004. She landed the gig, and unlike other cast members was able to use it as a launching pad for a successful acting career rather than a temporary cash infusion to buy booze and coke with. She appeared in Days of our Lives, CSI, and Veronica Mars, and later in movies like Sorority Row and Hangover: Part 2. She earned her nerd cred by appearing in Dragonball Evolution and lending her voice to X-Men: Destiny and the video game Command and Conquer: Red Alert 3. Just last week she had a series picked up by NBC, so it looks like we’ll be seeing a lot more of her in the years to come! She’s beautiful, talented, dangerous (trained in martial arts), and at the top of her game. What more could you ask for? An incredible bikini body? She’s got that, too. The proof is in the pics. Keep an eye out for her this fall on prime time, and enjoy the gallery in the meantime!
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- Jamie Chung with a gray thing
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- Jamie Chung with bubbles
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- Jamie Chung in red
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- Jamie Chung in the ring
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- Jamie Chung with a hat
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- Jamie Chung standing up in a bikini
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- Jamie Chung with flowers on her bikini
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- Jamie Chung with polka dots on her bikini
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- Jamie Chung with stripes on her bikini.
For this week’s Bikini Sunday I thought it fitting to feature Ms. Nadya Suleman, AKA Octomom. Nadya gained celebrity status after birthing octuplets and maintained her D-list fame with her subsequent bat-excrement crazy antics. She’s done a porn video, gotten plastic surgery, allegedly trashed several residences, and is being investigated for welfare fraud. But, at the end of the day, she looks pretty good for a woman that’s given birth to 14 children! Yes, 14. And in case anyone’s wondering, in the state of California you can make up to $119k and still collect welfare with a brood of that size. So without further ado here’s Octomom in all her glory. Enjoy. And of course I had to throw in that infamous pregnancy pic. You’re welcome. Go hug your mothers and I’ll see you next week.
Editor’s note, Princess Peach may be fired again. >_<
Every week when I sit down to write my post I have a moment where I’m conflicted between featuring a famous actress/celebrity whose name will garner me lots of search engine hits, and a lesser known individual who I think my “readers” (I use that term loosely) will enjoy. This week I couldn’t help but go for the less famous but stunningly beautiful Emilia Attias (Sorry Acadia) (You’re welcome, everybody else!). Emilia is a 26 year old actress, dancer, model and TV host born in Buenos Aires, Argentina. Her first foray into fame was back in 2001 when she was cast in a Levi’s ad. Since then most of her popularity has been on Argentinian TV. Basically, we’re getting shafted here in the states. Not only is she insanely easy on the eyes, but she can rock any look from bohemian rasta with her long blonde dreadlocks, to old Hollywood glamour with shorter dark waves. There’s even some photos where I swear she’s channeling a young Pat Benetar. You can look at 10 pictures of her and each one looks like a completely different, yet equally gorgeous girl. And whatever the look du jour is, she owns it 100%! I absolutely love her and hope to see more of her soon. Am I alone in this? Set me straight here!
Do you remember Keri Russell? She shot to fame in the late 90′s for her role on the WB show Felicity. Viewers were enamored with her and her crazy curly hair. Or maybe it was just her crazy curly hair because ratings dropped dramatically after she chopped it off. It’s even rumored that she inspired a clause in future WB contracts forbidding actresses to change their hair without express permission. Anyways, she’s all grown up now and has a couple of kids, and then out of nowhere she pops up on a magazine cover looking absolutely fierce. And of course we’re here to bring it to your attention. I do wish she’d let her hair go curly again though. In all the recent pictures I found of her it’s been tamed down and wavy at best. Oh, and I always thought she was the Noxzema girl! I just learned today that that was actually Rebecca Gayheart. Working for the Gallery is educational! Who would have thought? Completely unrelated, I also learned last week that Mork and Mindy is a spinoff of Happy Days. So my little mind is pretty much blown and I don’t think I can take much more this week. So go ahead and tell me something else I don’t know in the comments below, I dare you! Do it!
Jessica Alba has been in the public eye this week as she vacations with her husband Cash Warren. She also brought along Nicole Richie who has basically made a career of tagging along and being the less attractive friend. Get in where you fit in, right? Everyone needs one. So I’m not really sure what she’s been in recently or what she’s famous for other than the TV show Dark Angel, but apparently wearing bikinis all week did the trick because here she is. I guess she started being more selective about her roles so she could spend more time with her kids. Which makes sense. And she does look pretty good for having two of them. Although, she’s also said she gets 1200 calorie meals delivered so she doesn’t have to judge portion size, so I’m sure that helps. Either way I think the girl may be onto something. Get in, make a bunch of money, and lie low eating delivered meals and vacationing in bikinis before Hollywood chews you up and spits you out. So without further ado, here’s the results! I’m off to eat one of those prepackaged 3500 calorie meals from McDonald’s. Now if they only delivered…
I have a special treat for you this Easter (Bikini) Sunday! I present to you British glamour model Lucy Pinder. Lucy was discovered by a freelance photographer while sunbathing on the beach, got signed with a local tabloid, and quickly developed a loyal fan base. Now she does all sorts of modeling as well as hosting and TV gigs. She made it onto Celebrity Big Brother UK in 2009 (where she was the first to be voted off), The Weakest Link in 2007, and currently writes an advice column for a UK dating site. Even more impressive (in my opinion) are her 32G measurements on her 5’5″ frame. Hey, I write a weekly column about chicks in bikinis! What do you expect from me!? I recognize assets when I see them. Happy Easter to you and yours, I’m off to gorge on ham and Cadbury eggs! I’ll catch you all in the comments.
