For those who don’t watch Dancing With the Stars, this is Cheryl Burke, one of the professional dancers on the show. As you can see, ballroom dancing does her body good, just like milk.
What gets me, though, is that Cheryl gets flack over her weight. She’s clearly not fat. Curvy, yes! Fat, NO!
There are those out there, though, that confuse womanly curves with being overweight, which is just preposterous in my opinion. Real women have curves. Real woman are not size 0 stick figures.
Hell, if I had my way, I’d be built just like Cheryl. But alas, two kids have done a number on my body, so all I can do is pretend that I’m built like her.
Does she ever get flack for her giant horse teeth?
Acadia let’s go stalk Nikki when she goes to Old Orchard Beach.
Stalk me when I’m in a bikini? I guarantee I don’t have horse teeth.
Bikini’s = Awesomeness. Cheryl is easy on the eyes. Teeth really don’t matter that much… unless someone is using ‘too much teeth’
It would be like humping John Elway.
At least you’d be humping a hall of famer. Could be worse.. could be Britney Spears’ crazy ass.
Even worse…it could be Lindsay Lohan.
Lindsay might be crazy, bit I think the average person would actually have a shot at hittin’ that. Shoot, just give her a little ‘coke’, and then she’ll give you a ‘Freaky Friday’. Plus, she has a decent size rack. Also.. she’d be a cheap date, cause she can’t leave the house. That’s some hit-it and quit-it right there!
Oh, JD! *shakes head* You’re going to fit right in here. (You should check out the shitburger post. That’s interesting.)
Cheryl is a goddess…perfect in every way. She doesn’t need to change a thing! Right on the money, Nicole…
Acadia, do you see that? I was right. You were wrong. BITE ME!
I think JD should win best reply. HAHAHAHA!
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