Bikini Sunday – Courtney Stodden

I came to the realization today that somehow we’ve avoided talking about Courtney Stodden since 2011.  Seriously.  I don’t know if that’s something we should be proud of if I should personally feel ashamed that I missed such an obvious choice for a Bikini Sunday feature.  Either way, I’m breaking the streak.  Here is she is in all her glory.  She’s come a long way since she gained fame for being the teen bride of some guy that starred in that one thing  She started out as as an overdone pageant girl and ended up a pretty average blow up doll.  From her hair to her chest to those crazy lips, the net weight of her fake parts has got to exceed the sum of her real ones at this point, right?  And now that she’s assumed her final form she’s leaving the guy that financed it all.  Sigh.  Such is Hollywood.  Well, what do you think?  Was it money well spent or should she have left well enough alone?  And am I remiss for having neglected her thus far?  I need to know!  Weigh in below and tune in next week when the nights get even colder, the bikinis skimpier, and we get more superficial than ever.

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  1. I find her to be an utterly depressing creature.

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  2. It looks like they tried to airbrush a six pack on her …

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