So guess who got drunk and missed work! Nicole Ireland? Yes. Her. So now I have to do Bikini Sunday. JD said to choose Madalina Diana Ghenea so I did despite the fact that her name sounds completely made up. She is OK I guess, if you like bodies and faces and hair. Other than that she is pretty much just like everyone else. I also heard her farts smell like freshly baked bread but I can’t confirm that. I’m not the type of journalist who prints rumors usually. I don’t want you to think I’m a mudslinger. And I promise I will do everything I can to get to the bottom of this story.