Carnival Friday – Mysteries and All Sorts of Other Shit!

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Acadia Einstein

Mystery of shoelace knot solved!

Mystery of shoelace knot solved!

It's Carnival Friday - and there are three main things going on.

  1. (Be warned - there is sound on the page I am linking to) Someone made a whole page of shit about me that I don't get. Anyone with any info pertaining to this should post in the comments.
  2. The Celtics are on tonight.  So if anyone is watching the game - we will be analyzing in this post!
  3. It's picture night in the Batcave.  If you want to see pictures (they are way easier than words) then go take a look.

The other, less important things that are going on all have to do with complex science and murder.  But not at the same time.  They are separate items.  Also - Maitland was trying to show that he had a heart the other day in a post down below - but he lies.  Don't believe him.

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I have run the site since 2005. And I have to say I am pretty damn proud of it. I wrote the book Whalewolf (sold on Smashwords.com) and am not even close to tired so I am just going to keep going. I was born in Portland, Maine and I currently live in Charlotte, North Carolina. I keep hoping that at some point all these weird rebels are gonna say: "SURPRISE!" and act normal. Six years and counting....

29 Comments

  1. Acadia
    May 8, 2009 at 6:45 pm

    What do they call someone who plays for the Magic?

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  2. Maitland
    MaitlandReply
    May 8, 2009 at 6:50 pm

    better than the Celtics?

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  3. Acadia
    May 8, 2009 at 6:53 pm

    you know what i meant.

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  4. Maitland
    MaitlandReply
    May 8, 2009 at 7:04 pm

    a magician.

    i wanted to rain on some of your hilariousness, however.

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  5. Acadia
    May 8, 2009 at 7:06 pm

    Celtics not doing so well

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  6. Acadia
    May 8, 2009 at 7:13 pm

    what kind of slack ass shit was that!

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  7. Thunder Treats
    May 8, 2009 at 7:45 pm

    can’t wait for this series to go 7 so neither team has anything left in the tank when they try to take on the Cavs.

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  8. Acadia
    May 8, 2009 at 8:03 pm

    Originally Posted By Thunder Treats
    can’t wait for this series to go 7 so neither team has anything left in the tank when they try to take on the Cavs.

    the way the celtics are playing, it won’t go seven!

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  9. Thunder Treats
    May 8, 2009 at 8:07 pm

    4….Does anyone else have four fingers in the air right now? God I hate Rondo…but I am man enough to admit when someone can ball…

    Great 4th coming up.

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  10. Acadia
    May 8, 2009 at 8:13 pm

    things I dont want: Big Baby to fall on me

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  11. Thunder Treats
    May 8, 2009 at 8:17 pm

    “hey Kobe did it, I thought it was legal”

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  12. Acadia
    May 8, 2009 at 8:17 pm

    that was not flagrant -- its rigged!

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  13. Thunder Treats
    May 8, 2009 at 8:19 pm

    Scalabrine should tryout for the Pats, it looks like he has a nice form tackle…

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  14. Acadia
    May 8, 2009 at 8:20 pm

    That was a shit foul by Howard

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  15. Thunder Treats
    May 8, 2009 at 8:20 pm

    What color is kryptonite again?

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  16. Acadia
    May 8, 2009 at 8:20 pm

    Originally Posted By Thunder Treats
    Scalabrine should tryout for the Pats, it looks like he has a nice form tackle…

    he just took that 3 like Mike Vrabel =/

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  17. Thunder Treats
    May 8, 2009 at 8:23 pm

    off topic…A Rod HR in first at bat back…

    …still on the juice.

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  18. Thunder Treats
    May 8, 2009 at 8:33 pm

    dagger.

    http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/see-mike-tyson-sing-phil-collins#more-13427

    age appropriate trailer for The Hangover featuring Mike Tyson singing Phil Collin’s In the Air Tonite…f’in hilarious

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  19. Acadia
    May 8, 2009 at 8:43 pm

    what the hell does that have to do with anything?

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  20. Acadia
    May 8, 2009 at 8:44 pm

    Also

    cry

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  21. Thunder Treats
    May 8, 2009 at 8:48 pm

    Originally Posted By Acadiawhat the hell does that have to do with anything?

    Just thought you could some cheering up.

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  22. Acadia
    May 8, 2009 at 8:48 pm

    Originally Posted By Thunder Treats

    Originally Posted By Acadiawhat the hell does that have to do with anything?

    Just thought you could some cheering up.

    you were right

    🙁

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  23. Maitland
    MaitlandReply
    May 8, 2009 at 9:00 pm

    got bored from that celtics/magic game…looks like magic rolled, though? not sure that it’ll get to 7 to help out the cavs for ya, man.

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  24. Maitland
    MaitlandReply
    May 8, 2009 at 10:06 pm

    rockets actually keeping it tight at the half? would have guessed the Lakers would have turned it up tonight and pulled away in the series…might actually wind up being a decent series.

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  25. jw
    jwReply
    May 8, 2009 at 10:13 pm

    it really doesn’t matter how the celtics do, because in the end they went above and beyond considering their fractured team. if they lose in this series, they win, if they get to the finals and lebron destroys them they still win. This is a team that has scalabrine, eddie house and marbury playing significant minutes and they are all playing out of their minds. Like the Bulls, they have no shame in losing any series.

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  26. jw
    jwReply
    May 8, 2009 at 10:16 pm

    is there a little part that hides inside everyone that perversely wants to see the rockets make the finals, just because they would do so without mcgrady? is tracy at the point now where him and the team are all awkward now, because he goes down and the rockets look like a team playing in sync, and without needing to cater to a 3rd scorer?

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  27. Maitland
    MaitlandReply
    May 8, 2009 at 10:26 pm

    I like the point about the Rockets and how they play without McGrady, but not sure about the Celtics point. House is a role player that a lot of teams would love to have and does Marbury even play a whole lot.

    They are still the favored team against everyone but Lebron even without KG.

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  28. jw
    jwReply
    May 8, 2009 at 10:45 pm

    so…. did someone tell sasha that this series is governed by prison rules?

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  29. jw
    jwReply
    May 8, 2009 at 10:46 pm

    also, van gundy is my favorite broadcaster; he’s always seconds away from a profanity laced meltdown, with his outrage.

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