LOLZ
When we last left our official fancy cake maker Barbarann Garrard she had just completed an interview with us and probably printed it and hung it on her fridge. At least that’s what I tell people. But she has turned the tables now and is interviewing people herself as part of her job as the music editor for Scream Sirens Magazine.
She interviews the Butcher Babies, does some reviews and handles the entire section of the magazine herself. Had I known she could write I would have offered her a job here. We don’t even have a music section so she could have been vice-president of music. No money, of course, but I do have some stickers and several coupons for Boston Market and CVS.
What I don’t have is a way to get some of her kick-ass cakes into the site somehow. Check out the one after the jump. It is outstanding.
I don’t ask a lot for the SyFy network. And after I thought about it I realized that I usually give most of their shows a try. I even watched that ridiculous show where Urkel makes people smell butts in the dark once. I’ve come to learn their pattern. They show stupid movies on Sunday and they are all in the same basic theme throughout the day (I watch when it is wizard and sword movies, LOVE that stuff). And they come up with some pretty good original shows sometimes.
Warehouse 13 is my fave show ever on that network. In fact it is one of my favorite shows overall. Which I am pretty sure is why they are cancelling it. You can watch eppys on Netflix (which I recommend you do) but please note that I don’t think the show really got good until they added Allison Scagliotti. Not that I have a thing for her. I just think she is a good character and whatnot. No crushes or anything.
Not that it matters now. SyFy has decided to cancel it. They are giving it a 6 episode wrap up season but then that’s it. Which makes me wonder what the hell else they have to put in its place. How deep is SyFy’s bench that they can pull a show that I am pretty sure people actually liked? See, this is why I think it’s me. Every time I like a show other than a “hit” like Game of Thrones it gets cancelled. I’m sick of it. Am I a curse or do I just have terrible taste?
Jaime Chung is the hottest famous actress you’ve probably never heard of. That’s where we come in and provide a valuable public service! Allow me to fill you in. Ms Chung was born in San Francisco to Korean parents, studied economics at UC Riverside, and found herself working at a sports bar in San Diego when the casting crew for MTV’s Real World came through in 2004. She landed the gig, and unlike other cast members was able to use it as a launching pad for a successful acting career rather than a temporary cash infusion to buy booze and coke with. She appeared in Days of our Lives, CSI, and Veronica Mars, and later in movies like Sorority Row and Hangover: Part 2. She earned her nerd cred by appearing in Dragonball Evolution and lending her voice to X-Men: Destiny and the video game Command and Conquer: Red Alert 3. Just last week she had a series picked up by NBC, so it looks like we’ll be seeing a lot more of her in the years to come! She’s beautiful, talented, dangerous (trained in martial arts), and at the top of her game. What more could you ask for? An incredible bikini body? She’s got that, too. The proof is in the pics. Keep an eye out for her this fall on prime time, and enjoy the gallery in the meantime!
- Jamie Chung with a gray thing
- Jamie Chung with bubbles
- Jamie Chung in red
- Jamie Chung in the ring
- Jamie Chung with a hat
- Jamie Chung standing up in a bikini
- Jamie Chung with flowers on her bikini
- Jamie Chung with polka dots on her bikini
- Jamie Chung with stripes on her bikini.
Melissa Etheridge is pretty raspy. But this song was pretty great to sing along to. Any time the song is super loud you can get away with singing it badly and nobody will care too much. Go ahead and try it. Wherever you are. Right this second. I would but unless something has gone really wrong I am either on a plane or in an important meeting right now and belting out ballads is frowned upon in those locations.
But don’t think I’m not thinking about it.
You never really know what you’re getting when you cook up some hot dogs. Well, you know you’re getting hot dogs, but do you ever think of what kind of meat is in them? I guess it gives you the general idea on the package – beef, chicken, or pork, but it doesn’t tell you what specific parts of these animals we’re getting. That is, until now. Oscar Meyer has finally decided to let you know what you’ve been eating all these years.
For this week’s Bikini Sunday I thought it fitting to feature Ms. Nadya Suleman, AKA Octomom. Nadya gained celebrity status after birthing octuplets and maintained her D-list fame with her subsequent bat-excrement crazy antics. She’s done a porn video, gotten plastic surgery, allegedly trashed several residences, and is being investigated for welfare fraud. But, at the end of the day, she looks pretty good for a woman that’s given birth to 14 children! Yes, 14. And in case anyone’s wondering, in the state of California you can make up to $119k and still collect welfare with a brood of that size. So without further ado here’s Octomom in all her glory. Enjoy. And of course I had to throw in that infamous pregnancy pic. You’re welcome. Go hug your mothers and I’ll see you next week.
Editor’s note, Princess Peach may be fired again. >_<



















