I have to do a bunch of crap I don’t want to do this weekend. So the site is closed. Well, unless Princess Peach, Eva Halloween, Cornmeal or Sangfroid write something. I guess I will find out when I get to look at a computer again. Oh, and if you live in Charlotte and you have a pool, you really shouldn’t bother opening it before Memorial Day. Seriously. I have had mine open for a month and it was a huge mistake. Live and learn I guess.
And since I don’t want you to have nothing to look at while I’m busy (I am not even going on a fun trip like the guy in the banner – I’m just “busy”) I am going to post some gifs I’ve been saving.By the way, I will never pronounce it with a soft “g” sound. And you shouldn’t either. You will just sound like a dick. So get ready for some cute Jennifer Lawrence and some mean kids. Happy Memorial Day!
Oh and if you want more Jennifer Lawrence Pics make with the clicky.
I had no idea that The Pretenders were still around in the ’90s. When I was little I had a huge crush on Chrissy Hynde. But I thought they were already old when I was young like the way Tina Turner tricked people into thinking she was sexy by going on tour in her underwear when she was 70.
I am going to let the song speak for itself. And I am pretty happy that the devotion in the song has no bounds.
Let me come along
‘Cause even if you’re wrong
I’ll stand by you
Think of the friends you have and think about which ones would tell the cops they were with you the whole night when in reality they watched you sneak in the back door with a bloody sweater and duffel bag that seems to have something alive in it after you’d been gone for three hours with no explanation. Because that’s the line I put my friends on either side of. It happens more often that I’d like.
Hey! Did you see the premiere of Masterchef tonight? Did you see the fish fillet girl Jessie Lysaik? Well if you didn’t then check out her tense audition below. Tense!
Now that you see how she gets grilled on the show, check out after the jump where I expose the fact that she is an IMPOSTER!
Summer blockbuster season is about to hit, which probably explains why Bryan Singer is tweeting pictures of Jennifer Lawrence kitted out as Raven Darkholme (a.k.a. Mystique) for the latest installment of his spin on the X-Men series, X-Men: Days of Future Past. Or it could be because Jennifer looks more or less naked when she goes full mutant and, as the director, Singer can tweet these without looking like a total creeper. So does re-posting his photos (oh, and that whole Jennifer Lawrence gallery I put down there at the bottom of the post) make us creepers here on the Gallery?
Of course it does Not at all! I just thought you might like to, um, judge the before and after special effects work of the X-Men costume team! Which is why I added this video of Jennifer Lawrence getting all covered in body paint from X-Men: First Class. For research.
When we last left our official fancy cake maker Barbarann Garrard she had just completed an interview with us and probably printed it and hung it on her fridge. At least that’s what I tell people. But she has turned the tables now and is interviewing people herself as part of her job as the music editor for Scream Sirens Magazine.
She interviewed the Butcher Babies, does some reviews and handles the entire section of the magazine herself. Had I known she could write I would have offered her a job here. We don’t even have a music section so she could have been vice-president of music. No money, of course, but I do have some stickers and several coupons for Boston Market and CVS.
What I don’t have is a way to get some of her kick-ass cakes into the site somehow. Check out the one after the jump. It is outstanding.
I don’t ask a lot for the SyFy network. And after I thought about it I realized that I usually give most of their shows a try. I even watched that ridiculous show where Urkel makes people smell butts in the dark once. I’ve come to learn their pattern. They show stupid movies on Sunday and they are all in the same basic theme throughout the day (I watch when it is wizard and sword movies, LOVE that stuff). And they come up with some pretty good original shows sometimes.
Warehouse 13 is my fave show ever on that network. In fact it is one of my favorite shows overall. Which I am pretty sure is why they are cancelling it. You can watch eppys on Netflix (which I recommend you do) but please note that I don’t think the show really got good until they added Allison Scagliotti. Not that I have a thing for her. I just think she is a good character and whatnot. No crushes or anything.
Not that it matters now. SyFy has decided to cancel it. They are giving it a 6 episode wrap up season but then that’s it. Which makes me wonder what the hell else they have to put in its place. How deep is SyFy’s bench that they can pull a show that I am pretty sure people actually liked? See, this is why I think it’s me. Every time I like a show other than a “hit” like Game of Thrones it gets cancelled. I’m sick of it. Am I a curse or do I just have terrible taste?