Amazon Is Trash And It’s Ruining Everything

Amazon is having some kind of massive problem and I can’t care about the details of why or what but it’s killing our site and effing with our photos and making it slow as hell so this is just here to officially notify you that for once it’s NOT OUR FAULT!

45 Addressed a Joint Session and Didn’t Poop His Pants

Yesterday something happened. The thing we somehow elected as president addressed a joint session of the House and Senate and apparently he didn’t make a jerk-off motion with his hands, call anybody an obscenity, say anything blatantly racist or you know, literally take a dump on the podium. And a scary thing happened as a…

Waiting for the Train: Episode 51

Hey folks! It’s late and I just want to get this podcast up so, here’s a quick rundown: BNev and I did the show without Acadia for mysterious reasons, listen to find out why; a career CIA guy quit because Trump; Uber is the absolute worst company on earth and nobody should use them; misogyny…

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Charlotte McKinney Sunday – She Finally Left Miami

Baywatch beauty Charlotte McKinney struggles to contain her eye-popping assets in TINY bikini while frolicking on sun-drenched Miami Beach More Miami bikini pics and an interview! Charlotte uses Instagram to try to prove she has a butt. Charlotte McKinney on Staying in Tip-Top Shape & What She Loves about Miami Charlotte McKinney returns to LA…

Dear Mary’s Daughter: You Shouldn’t Listen to Your Mom

You may remember that I wrote this article as a rebuttal to Mary Ramirez earlier this month. Well, not only did she write a frustrating follow up claiming that liberals are intolerant jerks (by the way, citing none of our twitter conversation during which I didn’t tell her even once to die in a fire), she…

Charlotte McKinney Sunday – Buy a Bathing Suit that Fits!

Good week / bad week for  Charlotte.  She got on the cover of OCEAN DRIVE magazine but all anyone yapped about was that monster Kate Upton because of SPORTS ILLUSTRATED.  But then Charlotte decided to go to the beach because that seems to be the only thing rich people do in the winter.  I guess…

The Story of Todd and Daisy

If you haven’t heard of “Behind the Gif” it is when someone decides to create the backstory for a gif they saw on the Internet.  It’s just a fun way for people to be creative instead of just sitting around complaining about movie franchises. I did one a while back and put it on Imgur…