What Happened to these People?

People used to really love the site.  And really love to take pics of themselves.  I wonder what changed.  You couldn’t get catfished if someone made a sign pic.  Jeez, folks.  Get with the program.  Start sending in pics, I guess?  I dunno.

From a Woman Wearing Headphones to All Guys: Just Don’t

So this incredibly creepy guy who writes “advice” columns for men on “how to get women” which sound much more like “how to stalk women and prepare to murder them” is getting some s*** on Twitter, thank goodness. *How to Harass Women Who Don’t Want to Be Approached This is scary & dangerous. Male-entitlement +…

How many Superheroes will we see in 2017?

If You’re a movie fan the summer of 2016 has just sucked. Warcraft and Independence Day: Resurgence started off by circling the drain then Hollywood dumped more truckloads of garbage on us. I’m starting to get OCD about movies with colons in the title. All I’m seeing is Bad Sequel: Not worth the price of…

Google is a Peeping Tom

Google has been saving information on you ever since you first typed a question under the big Google Doodle.  A new tool called My Activity makes it easier than ever to delete the searches you’d rather forget. Like that time you typed in: “Do ginger people have ginger pubes?” for the … Auto-Complete game (Hey we’re…

Hipsters Continue to Ruin America

Dear hipsters: Nobody wants your retro bike locks i.e. shoelaces to lock their bikes up with. A five year old could liberate my bike if I actually used this ridiculous product. Here are things I am pretty sure you could use to hack this lock: random rusty knife pair of scissors with enough time, your…

GOML

So, I saw this posted online yesterday, and it was pretty funny. But guys, I’m sorry, as usual, need to learn from women. We beat you at everything, even catfishing. Watch and learn from Cindy Kimberly, a model who did a bunch of ladies a solid this summer. (Yeah, it was in July, this is…