Born May 16, 1986, Megan Fox is currently old enough to get a break on her car insurance, but still younger than VH1, all the Star Wars movies, and mandatory seat belt laws. So while you’re now reflecting on how terribly, terribly old you are, I’d like to kick off the Megan Fox birthday celebration in the grand Gallery birthday tradition of half-naked pictures. Here’s a little collection I like to call “Megan Fox, More or Less Without Clothes On.” Happy Birthday, Megan!
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For this week’s Bikini Sunday I thought it fitting to feature Ms. Nadya Suleman, AKA Octomom. Nadya gained celebrity status after birthing octuplets and maintained her D-list fame with her subsequent bat-excrement crazy antics. She’s done a porn video, gotten plastic surgery, allegedly trashed several residences, and is being investigated for welfare fraud. But, at the end of the day, she looks pretty good for a woman that’s given birth to 14 children! Yes, 14. And in case anyone’s wondering, in the state of California you can make up to $119k and still collect welfare with a brood of that size. So without further ado here’s Octomom in all her glory. Enjoy. And of course I had to throw in that infamous pregnancy pic. You’re welcome. Go hug your mothers and I’ll see you next week.
Editor’s note, Princess Peach may be fired again. >_<
I know everyone hates Nicki Minaj and blah blah blah but seriously stop talking about the cartoonishness of her body and pay attention to the fact that she can rap. And if you think all rapping is the same then look at the video below.
This whole post was an excuse to post this video, btw. I didn’t think “OMG LOL” was a good enough title. Thanks to Rory Swan the Engager for sharing it over on Google Plus. He’s one of the people who make that place great. I might do a post about just him some day. Maybe that’s when I can use the OMG LOL title.
I’m not going to lie. I could. I could tell you that I put that old pic of Heidi Klum in the banner because today is the anniversary of when she married Seal (in 2005). But in reality I didn’t want to have to post a pic of the actual Seal because his messed up face scares me. I know it is not his fault but the poor guy looks like he bought a home Edward James Olmos kit. And honestly he had a hit song, married Heidi Klum (Heidi Klum Pics here and Heidi Klum Tongue Pics here) and even though they are divorced now they had the best Halloween costumes ever so whatever, guy.
And I bet if you were like me you thought there was ONE reason Seal had those scars but in fact there is a different one. And from the looks of it, Seal’s face is a hot topic. Look what Google says.
Jeez, Google. Have a heart. Stop showing me how horrible people are. Take those offensive ones out and just leave: “Why is seal’s face”. That’s what I would ask him if I ever met him. Hey, Seal, why is your face? Then he would hit me with a bag of money and tell me stories about dirty stuff he did to Heidi Klum. Well played, Seal. Well played.
Remember the other day when I said it might be worth getting knocked up just to justify buying a cool batman car seat? I take it back.
Sometimes, an idea seems good at the time, then later you wonder what the heck you could have been thinking. You with me on this one, Kanye?
I’ll just take that as a yes.
Hey! Look! It’s Cinco de Mayo! So just like everyone else on the Internet I am featuring a Mexican in my post for the day. Fergie (the Mexican one, not the drunk English ex-princess one). Technically only one of her great grandmother’s was Mexican but it counts because I am super lazy and if i picked an actual Mexican they might have had one of those weird squiggles over one of the letters and no way am I buying a whole new keyboard just so you pervs can get grammatically correct bikini pics. So instead you get these. And that’s not a bad deal at all!