My Actual Irish Heritage

St. Patrick’s Day is the day when everyone is Irish.  But for anyone with any Irish in them at all, you are always Irish.  There is always some sort of rounding up involved when we describe ourselves.  I live in Matthews, North Carolina which borders Charlotte.  But if someone asks me where I live, I…

Bald Japanese Guys are Perfect Example of the End of Days

So apparently middle-aged, bald, Japanese guys needed to bond so they started a club and had a little bald guy olympics.  The event, which is held every year, features dudes putting suction cups on their shiny melons and having a little tug of war.  According to one happy participant, 64 year old Masatomo Sasaki: “I…

Dieting – Why You Shouldn’t Do It

So many times I read about people trying cleanses or Paleo or Atkins and they’re super into it for about fifteen minutes and then the next thing you know they are pinning recipes for Oreo Pie and are elbow deep into a bag of Doritos in the closet.  Let me tell you why. IT’S NOT…