March Madness

UPDATE: WE HAVE THREE PLAYERS! AND ONE OF THEM IS ME. AND ONE IS ACADIA. SO OTHER THAN BLUZDUDE YOU ALL CAN SUCK IT. BLUZ’ GUESS SHEET IS AFTER THE JUMP; ACADIA PUT HIS IN THE COMMENTS. NO COOKIES FOR THE REST OF YOU! So March Madness is upon us and, as always, I’m running…

Top Chef All Stars – Bahamania

OK, I will get to the competition and shit in a minute but first I want to know how chefs can be so stupid that they think The Bahamas has a king?  Like, don’t you think if a country that close had a king we would know?  I would.  I know that there is no…

Top Chef All Stars – I don’t care where you came from

“I had to run my finger through that congealed sauce.” –Padma Lakshmi Why did I include that quote?  Because it was the best part of this episode, and it wasn’t even IN the episode.  It’s from the “extra extended judges table video” that I am lamely posting because the whole fucking episode was lamer than…

Top Chef All Stars – I missed 1/2 of it

OK, I need to be honest.  I missed the first 1/2 of the show.  I was using a foreign Tivo with some weird remote and it got all fucked up.  I know I could have just watched the first 1/2 right after the show ended cause all Bravo has to do is play the same…

Top Chef All Stars – They don’t cheat…

I have a lot of shit going on and I don’t have a ton of time to be telling you wands what happened on the show.  As you can see from the picture above, Padma Lakshmi is a furry.  Also, the final three was very compelling.  It was Angelo, Carla and Tiffany.  They all did…

Top Chef All Stars – Arrivederci, Italian Guy

This week’s episode was all about Jimmy Fallon.  Since I’m not an elderly person or a hippie, I have cable TV and thus don’t know who he is.  But I played along long enough to see this was one of the better edited episodes of the year, right up until they gave away the fact…

Portland, Maine – Hometown Pride Update

Hey, it’s Nikki. I know it’s been a long time since I posted on here. I’ve been hibernating. However, my restful sleep is over. Lord Acadia was able to work his magic and convince me to leave my cave. Okay, the truth is, he threatened me by saying he’d never help me with my computer…