Name That Ringtone – Game 3

The last round was pretty tough.  It took Jethro coming out of nowhere to school everyone and let them know that the ring tone was from Sing Sing Sing by Benny Goodman.  So for all of those who said the first one was too easy, I guess I gave you your medicine.  And just to…

Name That Ringtone – Game 2

Name That Ringtone Game 1 was too easy, you said.  So let’s see how good you are.  To remind you of the rules, it goes like this. First correct answer in the comments gets 5 points. Every other correct answer in the comments gets one point until I say that game is closed. One random…

The Voice in 45 Bullet Points

All bullet points.  Get some! White Baldy gets saved by America. Black Baldy gets saved by Christina. The Voice hates hair. Cee Lo made the Piglet Twins sing: Boogie Woogie Bugle We’re Gonna Lose of Company B. They were dressed like the things they put on the ends of turkey legs in cartoons. Adam Levine’s…

Name That Ringtone – Game 1

I needed a new game and Guess My Netflix is on hiatus so now I’m going to give you a little aural stimulation.  It’s pretty easy.  I post a ringtone, you guess what it is.  Repeat guesses are fine and everyone who guesses right gets a point until I close it.  The first person to…

The Next Food Network Star

Out of all the shows I watch that make me seem like a sissy instead of the manly hunk that I am, The Next Food Network Star might be the worst of them.  Every time I watch it it makes me want to shake everyone involved in it.  If you’ve never seen or heard of…

Bikini Sunday – Rosie Huntington Whiteley

Rosie Huntington Whiteley.  How are you supposed to be lecherous about a chick whose names sounds like she just stepped out of some horse-drawn carriage while wearing petticoats and a big hat?  When being pervy, it helps when the girls have sluttish names.  What’s a sluttish name?  Stuff like Tiffany or Crystal or Trampy fits…

Podcaturday – Guess My Netflix Returns

First I want to make sure everyone knows that Cornmeal has now been writing for more than ONE YEAR!  He’s the only person that has stuck with us that long and kept doing things.  Everyone else just tapers off.  So here’s to Corny having nothing better to do! Now then making things a little more…