Interviews
Editor’s Note: Sometimes the staff takes advantage of the new “Hey you added me to Google Plus so now you are in my chat list even though I don’t know who you are”. This is one of those times. Just think, if you hoop all of us, some day YOU could be Brian! — Acadia
me: you are AT the beach now?
how far away from the actual beach are you.
Brian Smith: not like… on the beach… but down the street from the beach.
me: give that to me in steps.
Brian Smith: 9 minute drive i suppose
me: how many steps to the beach.
guesstimate.
Brian Smith: many
me: many is not a number.
give me a number of steps.
approximate.
round up, even.
Brian Smith: lets see… about 5 miles… there’s 1760 yards (about a pace) in a mile… so 8800 big steps
me: WOW
you are no where NEAR the f*cking beach.
Brian Smith.
you need soap in your mouth.
did your parents ever do that to you for lying?
See. She feels bad now.
Fool me 476 times, shame on you. But time number 477 will NOT HAPPEN! You may recall that I tried to get Allison Kyler, ex-VH1 Scream Queen and professional dancer to do an interview with the Gallery. She blew me off like, 475 times. Then she said to email her which I did and she never emailed back. So that was time 476.
So, because I am not stalkery at ALL I subscribed to her YouTube channel. Which brings me to the video below. I swear to you that she did NOT sound like a hillbilly when she was on Scream Queens. If she had, I probably would have…followed…someone else. You know. See how their career is going. Maybe? You know? Something? Anyway, you can watch the video yourself. You tell me if she is interview worthy or not! And if you decide she is, then you talk to her. I’m definitely not bending on my 476 screw overs rule. That’s solid.
Ever been in a movie? I mean a REAL movie where there were other people in the room besides you. No? Well my latest interview..ee has. So she > you already. Do you have your own website like Bianca Barnett has? Wait, everyone has their own website so that’s a bad example. Let’s go back to the movie thing. Bianca is an actress and even if I didn’t already think she was awesome, she was in a movie called “Albino Farm”. I knew there had to be a way to make albinos other than having sex with albinos!
After the jump, you can read the interview and help me beg Bianca to offer a prize in the big Halloween Costume Contest. Use the comments to do it and to tell her how great she is. Because she is great and you all could stand to be a little less self-centered. Seriously. It’s almost Halloween, we have an interview with a gorgeous and talented horror actress and you have a chance to cover up your face and win something. How can this be bad? Let’s meet Bianca!
SWEET UPDATE! Bianca is giving us free stuff!
You can purchase a signed copy of Albino Farm from my shop. It’s $10, free shipping, and for Superficial fans I’ll throw in a free autographed Pig Bitch 8×10! Rawr!
http://biancabarnett.weebly.com/
And this is on top of the stuff she is sponsoring in the costume contest! DAMN!
Here I go again. Finding people to interview and then interviewing them. Usually I interview authors and models. Or I just make things up. One time I interviewed one of the Batman action figures I have on the shelf by my desk but I didn’t use it because he was not in a good mood when we started and it just got weird.
So in order to stay in practice I interviewed Christy Ramsey. Who is Christy Ramsey, you say? Well, that’s what I interviewed her for, dummy. And I can say without hesitation that of all the people I have interviewed on this site, her answers are the longest. And maybe she isn’t famous. Maybe she’s just some person who has a website. Maybe next time I’ll interview the guy that sings at Subway while he makes sandwiches. But that’s for later. THIS is about Miss Ramsey. So let’s get to know Christy, shall we? Also, she called me a douche-barrel. I’m not exactly sure what that is, but about 400 “douching with a barrel” jokes spring to mind. Good thing I’m classy and don’t even mention it. Read the interview after the jump!
I’m pretty convinced that I’m awesome at interviewing people. Not sure how I got so good at it. Maybe it’s my research. Maybe it’s my intelligence and wit. Maybe it’s the fact that I email the questions 14 weeks before I plan to do the interview and only ask good people to get interviewed. Whatever it is, I rule at it. And this installment is no exception. Victoria Leigh has like, 13 different jobs and one of them is apparently making fun of me in banner pics. But no matter. The interview is very revealing. Let’s chat with Victoria. *pretends to take out note cards, lights pipe*
Please note she didn't even say she "loved" us. I guess she just likes us as a friend.
OK, in a weird twist of fate I am batting 1.000 with asking models from Google Plus to do interviews. This one is from Model AND AUTHOR Luky Sherman. And no, I didn’t spell her name wrong. And yes, some of the questions are the same ones from the other Interview from this week but what do you want from me? I didn’t think they would both say yes. But Luky did a sign pic so she is one-upping everyone so far. Read the scintillating interview after the jump!