You want me to do what on your chest?

So this morning Acadia told me I was undependable and a bunch of other things, in an official Gallery email, so I thanked him for taking a giant crap on my chest. Which reminded me of the following two stories I was told by friends in college: Local News Anchor Has Unusual Pasttime A friend…

Thinking Out Loud about Beyonce

See what I did there? I used the title of this year’s Song of the Year in my title about this post. That’s the kind of writing prowess that keeps the lights on around here (and keeps me penniless). And why am I writing about music? Because Prince dying + Beyonce +Adele = me all…

Alice Cooper Walk of Life Golf Song

Have you seen that commercial with Alice Cooper playing golf while that cool cover of “Walk of Life” plays?  It’s smart because it shows Alice Cooper playing golf til he has enough exercise then he quits.  If you haven’t, here it is. So it turns out the “Walk of Life” cover was done by a…

Prince Still Dead – Ima Give it Three Days I Guess

So my ringtone has been Little Red Corvette for a long time. And when I was in high school when the last song played at our dances changed from Stairway to Heaven to Purple Rain. Little Red Corvette – Ringtone Nothing I could say about him is unique. Within about an hour I selfishly realized…

Prince Dead – World Sucks

Not even going to try to go into all the reasons why Prince rules and how much it sucks if he is actually dead. I am just tired of people I like dying.  Why can’t more jerks die?  Or better yet, why don’t I get to pick?  That seems like a totally normal request.

Iggy Azalea will Cut off Nick Young’s Junk

So Iggy Azalea is engaged to Nick Young.  And Nick Young was dumb enough to admit that he cheated on her while they have been together.  So Iggy said the following: “I already said one more video, just one more thing and you will lose a quarter of your meat,” Iggy Azalea revealed on the “Orlando…