The Valentine’s Day Bandit – since 1976

In my hometown, someone, or a bunch of someone’s, hangs red hearts on white background all over the city on the night before Valentine’s Day.  We call him/her/them the Valentine’s Day Bandit and it makes me happy every year to see that it still happens after 41 years. This year, as you can see in…

Vegans are Bankrupting England

So I admit that vegans can be super annoying.  But I also admit that when I see videos of what we as people do to cows and chickens and stuff I am pretty sure we will all suffer those same fates when we all go to Hell.  I am certainly not going to link any…

Lawyer Choked by Chicken – Drops Lawsuit

The other night we had our friends over to watch Walking Dead and in honor of what happened in the season premiere we planned on serving Popeye’s Chicken.  Get it?  POP EYE?  Well, even if you don’t, I am pretty sure that the number of times you have eaten Popeye’s (or any other fast food…

We got Attacked Again. Yawn

So NYC and NJ got bombed over the weekend.  Don’t worry, I rarely go outside so I was fine.  But I did see that they caught the suspect.  That’s good but I now it is all over the news and omg they made so many bombs and did you see the robot and Trump and…