There are two kinds of Tea Baggers, billionaires and suckers.

Check your wallet to see if you’re a billionaire or a sucker. When should we tell Tea Party Republicans that they lost the 2012 election? American’s still have their guns. There are no FEMA concentration camps. “Obamacare” hasn’t created death panels. Aside from gay couples gay marriage hasn’t ruined anyone’s life. The president even put…

Friday Nineties – Michael Bolton – How Can We Be Lovers

I’m generally not the type to be all “In My Day”…because it makes me think of Dana Carvey.  But seriously, the 1990’s were WAY BETTER at winning wars against Iraq.  You dopes have been fighting for years and years and our Iraq war was over in like, an hour.  And after we won, did we…

Join the Marijuana Movement. It’s a Joint Effort!

Weed smokers have been screwing around with Bill O’Reilly’s polls. Bill and the other loud voices of the right love to talk about pajama wearing basement dwellers who do nothing but hang around collecting welfare and laughing at hard working Americans. My theory is that Bill smokes really good stuff, the kind you end up…

All you have to say is A.T.D. (Arthur T. Demoulas)

Last Saturday Ruthie marched down to Market Basket with a roll of Scotch Tape to stick her grocery receipt from Hannaford Brothers up on the window. I couldn’t help but wonder what was going on. My little sister is a full blown Tea Party supporter and the last one I’d expect to support a walkout….

Alright, 2014. That’s Enough.

I wanted my return to the Gallery to be more upbeat, maybe with a good Ad Nauseam or something.  But, I have to have a word with 2014.  See, this year has been killing off some of my favorite entertainers at quite a clip, and I’m tired of it.  We’re only four months into the…

Colorado’s plan to thwart legal stoners

Did legalized marijuana lead to a crime  wave in Colorado? Amy Ford, a spokeswoman with the Colorado Department of Transportation, told USA Today that mile marker 420 on I-70 east of Denver was replaced with a sign reading: MILE 419.99 because  “People kept ripping them off.”

Stop Writing Your Names in the Snow and Save Our Crops!

I don’t know how scientifically savvy you are, but if you are still peeing in toilets or behind cars in alleys you might as well be a caveman and spend all your days burning Styrofoam and spraying Lysol into the air.  Planet killer. See, according to some scientists in Vermont (America’s hotbed of science) you…