Celebrity Feet Pictures
You may have heard the news that People magazine has announced Gwyneth Paltrow is the most beautiful woman in the world. I’ll save you from reading the interview (you’re welcome), but you’ll be pleased to note that Gwynnie was shocked, SHOCKED, to learn that she’d been chosen. No word if she was equally as shocked last week when she was named Star magazine’s most hated celeb, but luckily Gwyneth has humbly turned the other cheek and continues to dole out helpful advice to you commoners other normal, jeans-wearing, working moms. As a Superficial Gallery special, we’ve put together the 10 most insanely obnoxious helpful of these little nuggets of wisdom – feel free to cut them out and affix them to the wall of you London living room in a gorgeous pattern stick ‘em on the fridge. Remember, you could be better if you’d just try a little, kids.
1. Gwyneth on Being Yourself:
2. Gwyneth on Ride Sharing:
She’s not done…click through for 8 more after the jump!
You probably think that I am going to talk about Paris Hilton being all sexy and in a bikini and whatever. Or maybe you think I’m going to talk about how unsexy and gross she is. Well, WRONG AGAIN. I’m here to talk about how big her feet are and how freaked out it makes me. I never really give her any thought until I see a picture of her giant flippers and I get all unnerved.
All set to tell me that I have too much time on my hands and that I should focus on more important things? Well, what if giant foot Hilton dunks those things in the water off the coast of Portugal and starts paddling them back and forth? Yep, you guessed it: tsunami that destroys the East coast of the US. So before you criticize me, why don’t you think about how I’m looking out for you while you ridicule me.
Seriously you might not be able to tell from this picture but go back to this post and you can see way better. Weird.
So we know what we are about round here. We aren’t really complex. We have a few things we do pretty well. One of them is make fun of celebrities ans LeAnn Rimes (Ol’ Squinty) is always a good target. But you may not all know just how many Celebrity Pics we have and how we categorize them and why the pic after the jump fits like, all of them. Forget the fact that Ms. Rimes looks like a Sleestack and is so skinny if you hugged her it would be like hugging a bag full of leaves and sticks. She makes up for those shortcomings by seeming pretty trampy.
As for the pic? Well, we have the following things that catch our eye around here.
Why? Because the other body parts are too competitive. And tbh we are getting KILLED on the feet. You people are freaks. But after the jump, we start our move, in a pic that has all three! Maybe if you know some celebrities you could get them to post for us. Come on! We’d do it for you! Now go past the jump for hot lizard action!
Because it is Halloween week and I love Halloween (and referencing my Halloweiner! LOL), I decided to make a list of all the actresses from the Scream movies! The movies were all very fun with lots of beautiful girls being scared. Plus, the newest one, Scream 4 opens on April 15, 2011. That will take your mind off your taxes!
Click and be spookily turned on!
Scream:
Drew Barrymore, Drew Barrymore Tongue, Neve Campbell, Courtney Cox
Scream 2:
Jada Pinkett Smith, Heather Graham Tongue, Heather Graham, Sarah Michelle Gellar Tongue, Rebecca Gayheart Tongue, Rebecca Gayheart, Portia de Rossi, Tori Spelling
Scream 3:
Jenny McCarthy, Jenny McCarthy Tongue
Scream 4:
Emma Roberts Feet, Emma Roberts Tongue, Hayden Panettiere Tongue
We had a HUGEMONGOUS album for Rachel Bilson but, somewhere along the way, it got all brokey. See, Acadia and I move like we are active duty military and, as everyone knows, moving that often means you are sure as shit gonna lose stuff. When I realized her album looked like a meth addict’s teeth, I scurried about to fixxer it up. I found ____ pictures of her which is actually more than what we lost somewhere in Utah. So her new and improved album is way bigger and better than that brokey boatload of methy teef one. I ROCK.
I know this will shock our regular readers, but I’ve never seen anything Ali Larter has been in. It looks like Heroes is her most commercially successful role? I saw one episode of Heroes right when it premiered and the stumpy blonde chick stuffed her hand in a garbage disposal. I cowered under my blankies for three days and never watched it again. But I know it was wildly popular amongst the less-phobic TV watchers of the world so I snagged 1849 pix of this leggy blonde. Click and be happy.