Female Celebrity Pictures
These last couple of weeks I’ve been rewatching Battlestar Galactica (what can I say, I’m a glutton for punishment), so I thought it only fitting to feature Number Six aka Tricia Helfer this week. Tricia is a Canadian actress that’s been in a bunch of stuff but will still always be remembered as that hot Cylon from BSG. As an added bonus some of the photos are from her Maxim spread with Grace Park who played a hot Cylon as well. (Perhaps I should have subtitled this piece “Cylon Edition”?) Despite the fact that Ms. Helfer is particularly well-suited to play roles where she appears in little to no clothing she has gotten a number of roles as a voice actress including voicing “The Grid” in the movie Tron: Uprising, and several video game voice roles including Command and Conquer 3, Halo 3, Mass Effect 2 & 3, and assorted Starcraft II games. At the end of the day she’s a seasoned Sci-fi veteran that isn’t afraid to give the fans what they want. Check out the photo gallery where she delivers just that while I get back to my obsessive Netflix watching. See you all next week if I don’t get fired!
The actress above is Gallery favorite Jaime Pressly. You might know her as the hick from My Name is Earl or the hick from Joe Dirt. Strange, she never seems to play a scientist or a 19th century author. But be that as it may, apparently when she isn’t getting picked up for drunk driving she is being all normal and going to her stupid kid’s graduation from kindergarten or whatever. Sure, she looks nice in her dress and all but I am not a fan of famous people being photographed doing mundane things.
You know the part of Us magazine where they say: Stars! They’re just like us! WHO WANTS THAT? See the thinking is that if Kate Beckinsale and Hugh Jackman have to pay parking tickets and pick up dry cleaning then their life must not be so great. But I don’t believe that at all. Because as soon as Jaime Pressly is done picking up her kid, she is gonna take off that dress that costs more than her kid’s teacher’s entire wardrobe and sit naked in her mansion. So instead of being “just like us” it is more like “acting like a commoner”.
They aren’t just like us. They are taunting us. So as far as I am concerned, all I want to see of them is when they are being glamorous. The only star I want to see in any sort of “normal” situation like putting on his shoes or buying a keychain or pooping is Tom Brady. Sigh. He is so awesome. The only reason he isn’t hotter than old Sleakstak Jaime up there is because she is a chick. Otherwise it would be no contest. And it is still pretty close. I am so gay for Tom Brady.
And if the boring pics below aren’t doing it for you – check out these better ones!
Editor’s note: Eva emailed me to let me know she was busy and didn’t think she would be able to finish the post. I looked at it and realized that the title was good enough to stand on its own so it didn’t really need anything else in it. –Acadia
Eva’s note: Sigh. NEVER MIND.
Since Acadia left all my random notes and links in, I’ll go ahead and update the post to clarify that he is officially internet famous now that he did a guest podcast on The Psycho Sideshow, which you should totally go listen to. CLEARLY he’s more internet famous than Zoe Saldana, who, based on the podcast, Acadia has never heard of. So to help Acadia out (and to save Zoe from certain internet obscurity), here’s a whole Zoe Saldana gallery (or is it Zoë Saldaña? My keyboard isn’t fancy enough for the second one. Or my fingers are too lazy. Possibly both). You can find even more Zoe Saldana in the Superficial Gallery Celeb photo mine, in case you were more successful than I was at play hooky from work today and need something to do between Arrested Development and napping.
Melanie Brown (AKA Mel B.) is remembered by us grownups as “Scary Spice” from the 90′s British pop group the Spice Girls and the horrible movie that followed. Teens probably know her as a judge on America’s got Talent alongside Howard Stern and Howie Mandel. She also went through a highly publicized (and very nasty) divorce in 2000, and gave birth to Eddie Murphy’s lovechild in 2007. But despite all that, the woman is probably best known for her ridiculously athletic physique and penchant for bikinis. Just this weekend she was tearing it up poolside for her 38th birthday flanked by a bottle of champagne and her new husband Stephen Belafonte. And while we’re on the subject of Stephen Belafonte I’d like to mention that in every picture of them together he is either staring at her chest or her butt. While they were dating there was a lot of speculation that he was only using her for her assets, but it looks like he’s legitimately interested in … well… her assets. Personally I’m not really sure how I feel about her. I appreciate her fitness, and there’s no denying she’s hot, but quite frankly she lives up to her moniker. At the end of the day I think I’m more terrified of her than attracted to her. Thoughts? Would you date a woman who could beat you up without breaking a sweat?
So we all know The Hangover III is out and got its butt whipped by Fast and Furious Fisting 6: Six Fingered or whatever it is called but I think if more people knew Heather Graham was in the Hangover movies more people would go see them. I mean, how can anyone be mad at Heather Graham for anything? Being Rollergirl? Nope. Being in…ummm..
Austin Powers? Lost in Space? Gah. Who is her agent? She was like, the queen of the late 90s, wasn’t she? What the hell happened? Why was she on Scrubs?
Well, I have some bikini pics of her. I took out the ones with Ken Jeong in them. If I want to watch an out a shape guy cavort with hot chicks I will…well I don’t know what I would do. It has never come up. So I guess I better not delete those Ken Jeong / Heather Graham pics. I don’t like to not have options.
Summer blockbuster season is about to hit, which probably explains why Bryan Singer is tweeting pictures of Jennifer Lawrence kitted out as Raven Darkholme (a.k.a. Mystique) for the latest installment of his spin on the X-Men series, X-Men: Days of Future Past. Or it could be because Jennifer looks more or less naked when she goes full mutant and, as the director, Singer can tweet these without looking like a total creeper. So does re-posting his photos (oh, and that whole Jennifer Lawrence gallery I put down there at the bottom of the post) make us creepers here on the Gallery?
Of course it does Not at all! I just thought you might like to, um, judge the before and after special effects work of the X-Men costume team! Which is why I added this video of Jennifer Lawrence getting all covered in body paint from X-Men: First Class. For research.