Female Celebrity Pictures
Hey! Look! It’s Cinco de Mayo! So just like everyone else on the Internet I am featuring a Mexican in my post for the day. Fergie (the Mexican one, not the drunk English ex-princess one). Technically only one of her great grandmother’s was Mexican but it counts because I am super lazy and if i picked an actual Mexican they might have had one of those weird squiggles over one of the letters and no way am I buying a whole new keyboard just so you pervs can get grammatically correct bikini pics. So instead you get these. And that’s not a bad deal at all!
You may have heard the news that People magazine has announced Gwyneth Paltrow is the most beautiful woman in the world. I’ll save you from reading the interview (you’re welcome), but you’ll be pleased to note that Gwynnie was shocked, SHOCKED, to learn that she’d been chosen. No word if she was equally as shocked last week when she was named Star magazine’s most hated celeb, but luckily Gwyneth has humbly turned the other cheek and continues to dole out helpful advice to you commoners other normal, jeans-wearing, working moms. As a Superficial Gallery special, we’ve put together the 10 most insanely obnoxious helpful of these little nuggets of wisdom – feel free to cut them out and affix them to the wall of you London living room in a gorgeous pattern stick ‘em on the fridge. Remember, you could be better if you’d just try a little, kids.
1. Gwyneth on Being Yourself:
2. Gwyneth on Ride Sharing:
She’s not done…click through for 8 more after the jump!
If anyone doesn’t like Kanye West for any reason, especially anyone who is still mad about what he did to Taylor Swift, his face in these pics are your revenge.
The site has always had two parts. Well, three if you count The Batcave but nobody counts that. There is this hilarious awesome front page filled with articles and then there is the celebrity picture part. It is in the back. Not like the back room of the video store, mind you. It’s just that they really both sort of did their own thing. On their own. Sure I always WANTED things to be more integrated but being this funny all the time take a lot of effort and since there used to be two people running one site and now it is one something had to give. So the pic section languished.
In fact it was worse than that. I actually took more than 100k pics out because I needed to make room on the server. But! Since I have moved the pics to that Amazon cloud server thing I can (if it works) put in as many as I want. Of course the move doesn’t give me anymore time than I had before but I have a plan for that, too. But that’s a secret for now since the odds of it working are pretty much the same odds as any of the other dumb things I try. But for the time being, I can offer you this:
95,041 files in 1,386 albums and 30 categories with 8 comments viewed 13,640,456 times
And yes. That does say thirteen million. It is over a few years but it is thirteen million all the same. I don’t know what’s up with the 8 comments, though. I don’t even think you CAN comment. Weird. Anyway, get ready because it is time that the front room knew what was going on in the back!
Do you remember Keri Russell? She shot to fame in the late 90′s for her role on the WB show Felicity. Viewers were enamored with her and her crazy curly hair. Or maybe it was just her crazy curly hair because ratings dropped dramatically after she chopped it off. It’s even rumored that she inspired a clause in future WB contracts forbidding actresses to change their hair without express permission. Anyways, she’s all grown up now and has a couple of kids, and then out of nowhere she pops up on a magazine cover looking absolutely fierce. And of course we’re here to bring it to your attention. I do wish she’d let her hair go curly again though. In all the recent pictures I found of her it’s been tamed down and wavy at best. Oh, and I always thought she was the Noxzema girl! I just learned today that that was actually Rebecca Gayheart. Working for the Gallery is educational! Who would have thought? Completely unrelated, I also learned last week that Mork and Mindy is a spinoff of Happy Days. So my little mind is pretty much blown and I don’t think I can take much more this week. So go ahead and tell me something else I don’t know in the comments below, I dare you! Do it!
Since tonight is Game of Thrones night I thought it might be nice to give Princess Peach a night off and do a post on Lena Headey who plays Queen Marmalade or whatever. Her son is a cruel little weirdo and considering he is an incest baby (she boinks her brother for some reason) it is mostly her fault so it is really no wonder that she is so crabby all the time. But not as crabby as Eva was when she was helping me find pics. It seems Ms. Headey is allergic to bathing suits.
Seriously. We have naked, vinyl and underwear in the gallery below and a tank top in the banner, but apparently when she goes to be beach she only wears dresses and pantsuits and stuff. Weird. I mean, she is still hot, but I am not sure I can trust someone who won’t wear a garment that comes with built in underwear. Plus if she wanted to date me I would have to find out if she had a hot brother in real life. I’m very suspicious now….
