Two Happy Things

Everyone on the internet is always screaming and yelling about stuff these days, myself included, so here are two happy things for you. First, Candace Payne in a Chewbacca mask. My favorite things about this are: It’s just purely silly and joyful The laughing causes the Wookie noises which just causes more laughing She says…

Woman Gets Head Chopped Off by Online Date :(

Some poor woman went on a date with some dude she met online and ended up getting chopped up and put in a recycling bin.   I wish I were just relating some flippant thing that people in relationships tell their single friends to scare them but it’s true. As The Daily Beast previously reported,…

Roundup from Cider

Acadia is mad at me for posting anything at all on G+ so since he’s so sure I can’t “keep up my end of the deal” I’ll just post a bunch of crap over here then. K? Cool. Here is a gif of Bernie dropping the mic. Here is a lie about Cinco de Mayo…

Best dental anesthesia prank

Who hasn’t fantasized about terrorizing their sibling? I know I have. Edited to add: Sangfroid already wrote about this which makes me, apparently, the worst person on earth, so go read his post too. Isn’t it nice that Acadia has two such awesome, clever people helping him, who have such similar excellent interests? Hmmmm. That’s…

Elephant Attacks Indian Village – India may be Asia’s Florida

So after reading about the dude who got killed by a meteorite yesterday, inhabitants of the village of Ektiasal must have been running their mouths about how nothing like that would ever happen to them.  People in Indian REALLY need to learn about jinxing themselves because all they got for their trouble was an elephant coming to knock…