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I had no idea that The Pretenders were still around in the ’90s. When I was little I had a huge crush on Chrissy Hynde. But I thought they were already old when I was young like the way Tina Turner tricked people into thinking she was sexy by going on tour in her underwear when she was 70.
I am going to let the song speak for itself. And I am pretty happy that the devotion in the song has no bounds.
Let me come along
‘Cause even if you’re wrong
I’ll stand by you
Think of the friends you have and think about which ones would tell the cops they were with you the whole night when in reality they watched you sneak in the back door with a bloody sweater and duffel bag that seems to have something alive in it after you’d been gone for three hours with no explanation. Because that’s the line I put my friends on either side of. It happens more often that I’d like.
Summer blockbuster season is about to hit, which probably explains why Bryan Singer is tweeting pictures of Jennifer Lawrence kitted out as Raven Darkholme (a.k.a. Mystique) for the latest installment of his spin on the X-Men series, X-Men: Days of Future Past. Or it could be because Jennifer looks more or less naked when she goes full mutant and, as the director, Singer can tweet these without looking like a total creeper. So does re-posting his photos (oh, and that whole Jennifer Lawrence gallery I put down there at the bottom of the post) make us creepers here on the Gallery? Of course it does Not at all! I just thought you might like to, um, judge the before and after special effects work of the X-Men costume team! Which is why I added this video of Jennifer Lawrence getting all covered in body paint from X-Men: First Class. For research.
More Jennifer Lawrence on Superficial Gallery:
- The Hunger Games Review
- Jennifer Lawrence Celebrity Photos in the Mine
Melissa Etheridge is pretty raspy. But this song was pretty great to sing along to. Any time the song is super loud you can get away with singing it badly and nobody will care too much. Go ahead and try it. Wherever you are. Right this second. I would but unless something has gone really wrong I am either on a plane or in an important meeting right now and belting out ballads is frowned upon in those locations.
But don’t think I’m not thinking about it.
I know everyone hates Nicki Minaj and blah blah blah but seriously stop talking about the cartoonishness of her body and pay attention to the fact that she can rap. And if you think all rapping is the same then look at the video below.
This whole post was an excuse to post this video, btw. I didn’t think “OMG LOL” was a good enough title. Thanks to Rory Swan the Engager for sharing it over on Google Plus. He’s one of the people who make that place great. I might do a post about just him some day. Maybe that’s when I can use the OMG LOL title.
I’m not going to lie. I could. I could tell you that I put that old pic of Heidi Klum in the banner because today is the anniversary of when she married Seal (in 2005). But in reality I didn’t want to have to post a pic of the actual Seal because his messed up face scares me. I know it is not his fault but the poor guy looks like he bought a home Edward James Olmos kit. And honestly he had a hit song, married Heidi Klum (Heidi Klum Pics here and Heidi Klum Tongue Pics here) and even though they are divorced now they had the best Halloween costumes ever so whatever, guy.
And I bet if you were like me you thought there was ONE reason Seal had those scars but in fact there is a different one. And from the looks of it, Seal’s face is a hot topic. Look what Google says.

Jeez, Google. Have a heart. Stop showing me how horrible people are. Take those offensive ones out and just leave: “Why is seal’s face”. That’s what I would ask him if I ever met him. Hey, Seal, why is your face? Then he would hit me with a bag of money and tell me stories about dirty stuff he did to Heidi Klum. Well played, Seal. Well played.
As big a gamer as I am, I have to admit that the Dance Dance Revolution games are not for me. I’d be lucky to not fail out of the easiest one player game. However, I have found a guy who these games are for. This dude is amazing. He takes on a two player game all by himself and absolutely kills it. Now I don’t know if there is a Dance Dance Revolution championship tournament out there (there probably is), but if this guy doesn’t win it, I don’t know if I want to see the person who does.

















