Friday Nineties – Cops: Too Hot for TV

In Portland, Maine, the bars close at 1:00 AM.  So after things shut down, nine times out of ten my roommate and I would take a cab to the 7/11 that was also a Taco Bell for some reason.  Then we would go home to our apartment, sit on our couches (we each had a…

Friday Nineties – Home Improvement

Home Improvement was in the nineties.  So watch this clip.  And for the record, even though I love Pam Anderson, Debbie Dunning was the superior Tool Time girl. Sorry the post is so short this week but I have some work going on on the site.  See?  I HAVE WORK GOING ON ON THE SITE!…

Now I have to Fight Rob Gronkowski, Dammit

Not really sure how this came about, but apparently just because someone (not me) wrote some horny fan fiction about Gronk, he got to act it out with Charlotte McKinney.  The video is below, but I am pretty mad about the whole thing.  How come he gets to spike things like flowers and bottles off…

Trailer Trash: Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice

Batman vs Superman continuity Someone on imgur with more talent than me made a great showing of the continuity between Man of Steel and Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice.  Giving Bruce Wayne a personal stake in the destruction of Metropolis by Zod (and Superman) is a good touch.  A touch which was immediately praised…

Friday Nineties – The Silence of the Lambs

Horror movies don’t usually win Oscars.  Silence of the Lambs did, though and it totes deserved it.  I am in love with the NBC series Hannibal as much as I am with the original movie, and as much as I loathe all the stupid sequels to the original movie.  Oh Ray Liotta, are you a…

Lenny Kravitz – American Woman

Ghost of Pop Culture Future:  Lennnyyy Kraaaaviiiiits…. Lenny Kravitz:  *rocks obliviously* GOPCF:  Ten years from now this woman will write some books about this kid with a bow and arrow and political intrigue and dystopian society and murdering and what-not. Lenny Kravitz:  *keeps rocking and thinks to himself: more like Heather DAMN!* GOPCF:  Anyway…they will…

Friday Nineties – Buff Terminator 2 Linda Hamilton

Because nobody has any original ideas, they are making a new Terminator movie.  James Cameron even took time out from diving into his giant Scrooge McDuck money vault to call it the real Terminator 3. So again we are doing a call back to something awesome from the nineties getting rehashed 20 years later.  Now, Terminator…