Charlotte McKinney is the first Charlotte McKinney, NOT the next Kate Upton

Acadia Einstein

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Tired of people calling Charlotte McKinney the next Kate Upton.  Kate Upton wishes she could be the old Charlotte McKinney.  Charlotte seems way more fun than Kate and no way will I ever download that stupid war game on my phone that Upton is trying to get me to get.

Charlotte doesn't seem to be trying to sell anything.  I mean, how hard is it to sell a cheeseburger during the Super Bowl?  And having never opened an issue of Vanity Fair, I don't know if she is trying to sell bathing suits, swimming pools or that railing/wall thingy in the banner pic.  And I don't care.  I am a guy therefore anything a female model models will not fit me.  So basically she is a pretty young woman who doesn't have a swelled head who is going to make hay while the sun shines.  If Burt Reynolds still made Cannonball Run movies she would be in one.  Damn, what a good idea.  Someone needs to make Cannonball Run movies now.  George Clooney?

Anyway - here are some pics and a video from her Instagram.  And before you say I am doing a Charlotte McKinney post every week....whatever.  I am trying to get her to pose for the logo off the site.  Sheesh.

June's issue of @vanityfair by @miguelreveriego @giannandrea1 @ozzysalvatierra #LauraJacobs head to VF.com for full video

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I have run the site since 2005. And I have to say I am pretty damn proud of it. I wrote the book Whalewolf (sold on Smashwords.com) and am not even close to tired so I am just going to keep going. I was born in Portland, Maine and I currently live in Charlotte, North Carolina. I keep hoping that at some point all these weird rebels are gonna say: "SURPRISE!" and act normal. Six years and counting....

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  1. Chris
    ChrisReply
    May 9, 2015 at 10:30 pm

    Damn straight she is! Keep preachin’ it, and maybe she will agree to become your new logo 😉

    Kate Upton is overrated…and I’ve read that she’s a real stuck-up bitch. Giant knockers are great, but personality matters too.

    And how about Matthew McCognahuey(sp?) for a Cannonball Run remake? Alongside Charlotte of course.

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    • Acadia Einstein
      May 10, 2015 at 9:25 am

      omg gold -- I say we cast this movie NOW! One car will be Franco and Roegen.

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  2. hoodchick
    August 22, 2015 at 9:32 pm

    Ken Jeong needs to be in this New Cannonball movie.

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