Christina Aguilera Tongue

Acadia Einstein

Christina Aguilera has a better voice than she does tongue, which I am sure she is fine with.  She got to be skinny 15 years ago and voluptuous now and nobody really gave her any crap because her voice is amazing.  Think about that, Ariana Grande!  And now we page through the Christina Aguilera tongue because that’s why you’re here!

I have run the site since 2005. And I have to say I am pretty damn proud of it. I wrote the book Whalewolf (sold on and am not even close to tired so I am just going to keep going. I was born in Portland, Maine and I currently live in New York and Charlotte, North Carolina. I keep hoping that at some point all these weird rebels are gonna say: "SURPRISE!" and act normal. Eight years and counting....

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