Cramsey Reviews the KFC Double Down Sandwich


Unless you've been living under a rock, you've probably heard recently that KFC re-released their Double Down Sandwich for a limited time.

The concept started out as an April Fool's joke in 2010 that was so popular, the company actually started selling the abomination on April 12 that same month. It became so popular so quickly that KFC extended the sales period indefinitely and in the years following, started selling it around the globe.  It was taken off the menu in late 2010, but in certain areas you could still get one if you knew to ask and if the staff knew what you were talking about.

They started promoting it again recently and it's supposedly available from April 21 only through May 25. Since I'd been one of the brave few to actually eat not one, but TWO of these sodium bombs back when they were first available, I was the best barometer out of the Gallery staff as to whether it was still as amazing this go 'round.

So I videoed myself eating one.

Did I also mention that I'm gluten-intolerant? I GLUTEN'D MYSELF FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT SCIENCE! Now, if you'll pardon me, I think I need to take a handful of low-dose aspirin. Kids, don't try this at home.

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Cramsey used to be a regular poster and moderator of a now-defunct comedy site and message board. Since that place shut down, there's been a hole in her heart that only an outlet for blatant sarcasm, witty banter and outright raillery can fill. Somehow, she ended up here. She has a blog that she never writes on and she's getting married in 2015 so she won't be cramsey after that. Unless she is. (It could be a progressive marriage. She's hipster enough to pull some crap like that.) She also refuses to use the oxford comma.


  1. choofabulous
    May 3, 2014 at 12:09 pm

    I just had a heart attack…

  2. Acadia Einstein
    May 3, 2014 at 12:10 pm

    Can we make videos of people eating the Double Down a thing that we can then copyright?

    • StayFray
      May 8, 2014 at 7:05 pm


  3. angelamia
    May 3, 2014 at 12:15 pm

    “I wonder if these two chickens knew each other?” LOL

    Next time, try it without using your hands.
    Also, topless. 😉


  4. Princess Peach
    May 3, 2014 at 1:42 pm

    She should have worn a bikini and saved me some work tomorrow.

  5. Chris Slee
    May 3, 2014 at 3:22 pm

    Now I’m hungry. …Mia hid my keys….

    • Chris Slee
      May 3, 2014 at 3:23 pm

      Also I want Angels in MY arteries too…

  6. TGNP
    May 4, 2014 at 9:25 am

    Princess Peach, I’m wearing a bikini at a party today! (Will send pics for internet fame.)

    Also, they make this in a “grilled” variety that has less fat and fewer calories than the “original recipe” variety, somehow LOTS more sodium. So pick your poison wisely. They both have fewer calories than Burger King’s Tender Crisp sandwich.

  7. spockirk
    May 4, 2014 at 10:50 am

    In my hometown, there is a Wendy’s right next to a KFC. My friends and I developed a new sandwich, called the Full House. Take a Double Down and “shuffle” it into a Triple Baconator. Chicken, Pork, and Beef together like they were meant to be.

  8. StayFray
    May 8, 2014 at 7:06 pm

    I had veggie wraps for dinner<<<<<-----losing

  9. Cider
    May 9, 2014 at 12:24 pm

    I just watched this at lunchtime. Such a bad idea. I am not able to acquire KFC from where I am. Epic losing.

  10. choofabulous
    May 9, 2014 at 2:05 pm

    I think if you ate a baby it would be healthier than this sandwich

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