DJ Shadow feat. Run The Jewels – Nobody Speak – That Video Where They Fight

Acadia Einstein

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Eva Halloween sent me this earlier today and DJ Shadow feat. Run The Jewels is the best song I’ve heard in months and the best video I’ve seen in years.  I am sure it is going to get really big really fast, and everyone will search for it using some of these terms:

UN Fighting Rap Song Video

Rap song video with white men fighting

Video Old Businessmen fighting rap

All of those apply.  I wish I could add some greatness to the song or the video but I can’t.  They included the whole Peanuts gang, Funyuns, and this gem:

Flame your crew quicker than Trump f**ks his youngest

That is GOLD!  I know everyone is going bananas over Andre 3000’s verse on “Blonde” but seriously, Killer Mike will kick a lion in his crack.  IN HIS CRACK.  Just watch it a million times like I am.  Damn.

Oh, and is it a commentary on the state of our politics this year?  Yes it most certainly is.  Remember, Killer Mike felt the Bern.  Maybe Trump is the lion whose crack gets kicked?  Maybe?

Picture this
I’m a bag of d**ks
Put me to your lips
I am sick
I will punch a baby bear in his s**t
Give me lip
I’ma send you to the yard, get a stick, make a switch
I can end a conversation real quick

(Killer Mike)
I am crack
I ain’t lying kick a lion in his crack
I’m the s**t, I will fall off in your crib, take a s**t
Pet your momma on the booty, kick your dog, f**k your bi**h
Fat boy dressed up like he’s Santa and took pictures with your kids
We the best
We will cut a frowny face in your chest, little wench
I’m unmentionably fresh, I’m a mensch, get correct
I will walk into a court while it wrecks, screaming Yes!
I am guilty motherf**kers, I am death
Hey, you wanna hear a good joke?

(Refrain)
Nobody speak, nobody get choked

(Verse 2)
Get running
Start pumping your bunions, I’m coming
I’m the dumbest, who flamethrow your function to Funyuns
Flame your crew quicker than Trump f**ks his youngest
Now face the flame f**kers your fame and fate’s done with

(Killer Mike)
I walk Charlie Brown, Peppermint Patty, Linus and Lucy
Put coke in the doobie roll to smoke with Snoopy
I still remain that d**k grabbing slacker that spit a loogie
Cause the tolda of the toolie’ll murder you Frank and Moolies
F**k outta here, yeah

(Repeat Refrain 2X)

(Verse 3)
Only facts I will shoot up
Baby d**k if it quacks, with a Ruger
Top billing, come cops and villainous shots is blocked
Shipped out, and bought, and you’re feeling it
El-P killing it, Killer Mike killing s**t
What more can I say, we top dealing it
Valiant without villiany
Viciously file victory
Burn towns and villages
Burning looting and pillaging
Murderers try to hurt us we curse them and all their children
I just want the bread and bologna bundles to tuck away
I don’t work for free, I am barely giving a f*** away
So tell baby Johnny and Mommy to get the f**k away
Heyyo here’s a gun son now run get it to gutterway
Live to shoot another day

(Repeat Refrain 2X)



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4 Comments

  1. SpocKirk
    SpocKirkReply
    August 24, 2016 at 8:05 pm

    Perhaps things would get solved quicker if we re-instituted duels.

  2. Bigscrod wants cake
    August 25, 2016 at 11:22 am

    Bonus points for using old white guys as the primary actors in the video.
    Double bonus points for mention of Funyuns.

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