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Scarlett Johansson - Every Single Picture
Making Scarlett Johansson our latest “Every Single Picture” means that we will have to keep revisiting her since she isn’t dead and will presumably make more movies.  And as she started so young, the transformation should be pretty cool over time.  Looking are her right now, it’s tough to imagine that she’s been acting for 16 years.  If she doesn’t retire she’ll have a page that’s like a mile long.  And even when she’s old she’ll still look good because, as she once said:

I definitely believe in plastic surgery. I don’t want to be an old hag. There’s no fun in that.

Good for you Scarlett.  And also, seems like there must not be all that many really good child actors at any given time cause look – she was in like, every movie in the 90’s.

Updated 4/13/13 – I forgot we did this so I had some catching up to do.

1994: North

Scarlett Johansson as Laura Nelson in North

Scarlett Johansson as Laura Nelson in North

1995: Just Cause

Scarlett Johansson as Katie Armstrong in Just Cause

Scarlett Johansson as Katie Armstrong in Just Cause

1996: Manny & Lo

Scarlett Johansson as Amanda in Manny and Lo

Scarlett Johansson as Amanda in Manny and Lo

1996: If Lucy Fell

Scarlett Johansson as Emily in If Lucy Fell

Scarlett Johansson as Emily in If Lucy Fell

1997: Fall

Scarlett Johansson as Little Girl in Fall

Scarlett Johansson as Little Girl in Fall

1997: Home Alone 3

Scarlett Johansson as Molly Pruitt in Home Alone 3

Scarlett Johansson as Molly Pruitt in Home Alone 3

1998: The Horse Whisperer

Scarlett Johansson as Grace McLean in The Horse Whisperer

Scarlett Johansson as Grace McLean in The Horse Whisperer

2000: My Brother the Pig

Scarlett Johansson as Kathy Caldwell in My Brother the Pig

Scarlett Johansson as Kathy Caldwell in My Brother the Pig

2001: The Man Who Wasn’t There

Scarlett Johansson as Birdy Abundas in The Man Who Wasn't There

Scarlett Johansson as Birdy Abundas in The Man Who Wasn’t There

2001: Ghost World

Scarlett Johansson as Rebecca in Ghost World

Scarlett Johansson as Rebecca in Ghost World

2001: An American Rhapsody

Scarlett Johansson as Suzanne (at 15) in An American Rhapsody

Scarlett Johansson as Suzanne (at 15) in An American Rhapsody

2002: Eight Legged Freaks

Scarlett Johansson as Ashley Parker in Eight Legged Freaks

Scarlett Johansson as Ashley Parker in Eight Legged Freaks

2003: Lost in Translation

Scarlett Johansson as Charlotte in Lost in Translation

Scarlett Johansson as Charlotte in Lost in Translation

2003: Girl with a Pearl Earring

Scarlett Johansson as Griet in Girl With a Pearl Earring

Scarlett Johansson as Griet in Girl With a Pearl Earring

2004: The Perfect Score

Scarlett Johansson as Francesca Curtis in The Perfect Score

Scarlett Johansson as Francesca Curtis in The Perfect Score

2004: A Love Song for Bobby Long

Scarlett Johansson as Pursy Will in A Love Song for Bobby Long

Scarlett Johansson as Pursy Will in A Love Song for Bobby Long

2004: A Good Woman

Scarlett Johansson as Meg Windermere in A Good Woman

Scarlett Johansson as Meg Windermere in A Good Woman

2004: The Spongebob Squarepants Movie

Scarlett Johansson as the voice of Mindy in The SpongeBob Squarepants Movie

Scarlett Johansson as the voice of Mindy in The SpongeBob Squarepants Movie

2004: In Good Company

Scarlett Johansson as the Alex in In Good Company

Scarlett Johansson as the Alex in In Good Company

2005: Match Point

Scarlett Johansson as Nola Rice in Match Point

Scarlett Johansson as Nola Rice in Match Point

2005: The Island

Scarlett Johansson as Jordan Two Delta/Sarah Jordan in The Island

Scarlett Johansson as Jordan Two Delta/Sarah Jordan in The Island

2006: Scoop

Scarlett Johansson as Sondra Pransky in Scoop

Scarlett Johansson as Sondra Pransky in Scoop

2006: The Black Dahlia

Scarlett Johansson as Kay Lake in The Black Dahlia

Scarlett Johansson as Kay Lake in The Black Dahlia

2006: The Prestige

Scarlett Johansson as Olivia Wenscombe in The Prestige

Scarlett Johansson as Olivia Wenscombe in The Prestige

2007: The Nanny Diaries

Scarlett Johansson as Annie Braddock in The Nanny Diaries

Scarlett Johansson as Annie Braddock in The Nanny Diaries

2008: The Other Boleyn Girl

Scarlett Johansson as Mary Boleyn  in The Other Boleyn Girl

Scarlett Johansson as Mary Boleyn in The Other Boleyn Girl

2008: Vicky Cristina Barcelona

Scarlett Johansson as Cristina  in Vicky Cristina Barcelona

Scarlett Johansson as Cristina in Vicky Cristina Barcelona

2008: The Spirit

Scarlett Johansson as Silken Floss in The Spirit

Scarlett Johansson as Silken Floss in The Spirit

2009: He’s Just Not That Into You

Scarlett Johansson as Anna Marks in He's Just Not That Into You

Scarlett Johansson as Anna Marks in He’s Just Not That Into You

2010: Iron Man 2

Scarlett Johansson as Natalie Rushman/ Natasha Romanoff  in Iron Man 2

Scarlett Johansson as Natalie Rushman/ Natasha Romanoff in Iron Man 2

2011: We Bought a Zoo

Scarlett Johansson as Kelly Foster in We Bought a Zoo

Scarlett Johansson as Kelly Foster in We Bought a Zoo

2012: The Avengers

Scarlett Johansson as Natalie Rushman/ Natasha Romanoff in Iron Man 2     Scarlett Johansson as Natalie Rushman/ Natasha Romanoff in The Avengers

Scarlett Johansson as Natalie Rushman/ Natasha Romanoff in The Avengers

2012: Hitchcock

Scarlett Johansson as Janet Leigh in Hitchcock

Scarlett Johansson as Janet Leigh in Hitchcock

2013: Don Jon

Scarlett Johansson as Barbara in Don Jon

Scarlett Johansson as Barbara in Don Jon

That’s it for now.  She has a few things in post production but nothing to post yet.  She’s doing alright, though, I think.

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16 Comments

  1. sangfroid
    sangfroidReply
    January 11, 2011 at 12:37 pm

    How did I miss A Love Song for Bobby Long

  2. Ballsack
    BallsackReply
    January 11, 2011 at 4:30 pm

    she is ugly – 2/10 IMHO. seen MUCH better.

  3. Acadia
    January 11, 2011 at 10:24 pm

    these things are awesome – vange rules.

    • vange
      vangeReply
      January 12, 2011 at 10:44 am

      It’s your article, fool.

  4. PelvicBoogie
    PelvicBoogieReply
    January 12, 2011 at 5:00 am

    If my nether bits were nitroglycerin, the whole north wing of my house would be so much kindling in the yard right now. Every time she makes a movie, stock in lotion companies skyrockets. Okay, I’m not sure if that last part’s actually true, but it’s an assumption I’m comfortable in making.

  5. Nico Toscani
    Nico ToscaniReply
    April 13, 2013 at 10:37 am

    Since she lost weight and her tits shrank I could give less than a fuck, because she sure as shit can’t act.

  6. jen5tar
    April 13, 2013 at 10:41 am

    Two or three? Nose jobs, a chin implant and botox. Sad that all I do is study people’s faces. But in customer service that’s kinda what you do …

  7. Acadia
    April 13, 2013 at 10:46 am

    I never even thought of doing these from the plastic surgery angle. That would be fun. But the older a person is the more of a pain in the ass it is. Hmm.

  8. N Jill Marsh
    N Jill MarshReply
    April 13, 2013 at 11:25 am

    This is a woman whose appeal is completely mysterious to me. I don’t mind her as an actor, I don’t really have any feelings about her one way or another, but she never appears attractive to me, and yet most men I know are gaga about her.

    • Eva Halloween
      April 13, 2013 at 11:52 am

      This is my new favorite avatar.

  9. N Jill Marsh
    N Jill MarshReply
    April 13, 2013 at 11:33 am

    Also, I LIKED the space invader local avatar, that’s why I didn’t change it. Now you made me go do work.

  10. angie potter
    angie potterReply
    April 13, 2013 at 4:41 pm

    I’d hit it.

  11. Stacy
    StacyReply
    April 13, 2013 at 6:20 pm

    I find her likable. I’d enjoy seeing her blossom into a fine actress

  12. alex
    April 14, 2013 at 1:36 am

    “I definitely believe in plastic surgery. I don’t want to be an old hag. There’s no fun in that.”

    I’m not typically into women this superficial, but I make exceptions if they’re beautiful and have large breasts.

  13. tgnp
    April 14, 2013 at 11:42 am

    She hasn’t changed much. It’s interesting that you can recognize her right away as a kind.

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