Superficial Gallery http://superficialgallery.com Creepily Gathering Content Since 2005 Tue, 21 May 2013 14:25:05 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 Barbarann Garrard Update: She’s in a Magazine. We are not.http://superficialgallery.com/barbarann-garrard-update/28892 http://superficialgallery.com/barbarann-garrard-update/28892#comments Tue, 21 May 2013 12:00:08 +0000 Acadia http://superficialgallery.com/?p=28892 When we last left our official fancy cake maker Barbarann Garrard she had just completed an interview with us and probably printed it and hung it on her fridge.  At least that’s what I tell people.  But she has turned the tables now and is interviewing people herself as part of her job as the [...]

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]]> http://superficialgallery.com/barbarann-garrard-update/28892/feed 0 Warehouse 13 Gets Cancelled Because I Liked Ithttp://superficialgallery.com/warehouse-13-gets-cancelled-because-i-liked-it/28887 http://superficialgallery.com/warehouse-13-gets-cancelled-because-i-liked-it/28887#comments Mon, 20 May 2013 15:00:54 +0000 Acadia http://superficialgallery.com/?p=28887 I don’t ask a lot for the SyFy network.  And after I thought about it I realized that I usually give most of their shows a try.  I even watched that ridiculous show where Urkel makes people smell butts in the dark once.  I’ve come to learn their pattern.  They show stupid movies on Sunday [...]

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]]> http://superficialgallery.com/warehouse-13-gets-cancelled-because-i-liked-it/28887/feed 7 Game of Thrones: The Bear and the Maiden Fairhttp://superficialgallery.com/game-of-thrones-the-bear-and-the-maiden-fair/28845 http://superficialgallery.com/game-of-thrones-the-bear-and-the-maiden-fair/28845#comments Sun, 19 May 2013 18:18:54 +0000 Sangfroid http://superficialgallery.com/?p=28845 What happened to the dire wolves? The producers said there would be less visits from the Stark wolves in Season Three so more money could be spent on developing the story.  Was that when they hired the fourth porn star to wiggle across the screen? Fond as I am of naked women I think dire [...]

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]]> http://superficialgallery.com/game-of-thrones-the-bear-and-the-maiden-fair/28845/feed 2 Bikini Sunday – Jaime Chunghttp://superficialgallery.com/bikini-sunday-jaime-chung/28866 http://superficialgallery.com/bikini-sunday-jaime-chung/28866#comments Sun, 19 May 2013 17:46:07 +0000 Princess Peach http://superficialgallery.com/?p=28866          Jaime Chung is the hottest famous actress you’ve probably never heard of. That’s where we come in and provide a valuable public service! Allow me to fill you in. Ms Chung was born in San Francisco to Korean parents, studied economics at UC Riverside, and found herself working at a sports bar in San [...]

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]]> http://superficialgallery.com/bikini-sunday-jaime-chung/28866/feed 3 Friday Nineties – Melissa Etheridge – I’m the Only Onehttp://superficialgallery.com/friday-nineties-melissa-etheridge-im-the-only-one/28806 http://superficialgallery.com/friday-nineties-melissa-etheridge-im-the-only-one/28806#comments Fri, 17 May 2013 04:15:01 +0000 Acadia http://superficialgallery.com/?p=28806 Melissa Etheridge is pretty raspy.  But this song was pretty great to sing along to.  Any time the song is super loud you can get away with singing it badly and nobody will care too much.  Go ahead and try it.  Wherever you are.  Right this second.  I would but unless something has gone really [...]

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]]> http://superficialgallery.com/friday-nineties-melissa-etheridge-im-the-only-one/28806/feed 0 Do You Know What You’re Eating?http://superficialgallery.com/do-you-know-what-youre-eating/28838 http://superficialgallery.com/do-you-know-what-youre-eating/28838#comments Fri, 17 May 2013 02:14:45 +0000 Cornmeal http://superficialgallery.com/?p=28838 You never really know what you’re getting when you cook up some hot dogs.  Well, you know you’re getting hot dogs, but do you ever think of what kind of meat is in them?  I guess it gives you the general idea on the package – beef, chicken, or pork, but it doesn’t tell you [...]

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]]> http://superficialgallery.com/do-you-know-what-youre-eating/28838/feed 3 Happy (Almost) Birthday, Megan Fox!http://superficialgallery.com/happy-almost-birthday-megan-fox/28809 http://superficialgallery.com/happy-almost-birthday-megan-fox/28809#comments Wed, 15 May 2013 16:16:19 +0000 Eva Halloween http://superficialgallery.com/?p=28809 Born May 16, 1986, Megan Fox is currently old enough to get a break on her car insurance, but still younger than VH1, all the Star Wars movies, and mandatory seat belt laws. So while you’re now reflecting on how terribly, terribly old you are, I’d like to kick off the Megan Fox birthday celebration [...]

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]]> http://superficialgallery.com/happy-almost-birthday-megan-fox/28809/feed 0 We Experienced Technical Difficultieshttp://superficialgallery.com/we-experienced-technical-difficulties/28800 http://superficialgallery.com/we-experienced-technical-difficulties/28800#comments Mon, 13 May 2013 22:22:33 +0000 Acadia http://superficialgallery.com/?p=28800 You might have noticed over the past month or so that the site has sort of….been broken.  Like me, sometimes it is up, and sometimes it isn’t.  And lately it is been even worse than usual.  But!  We have been working diligently to fix it all and it is sort of working.  Things have been [...]

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]]> http://superficialgallery.com/we-experienced-technical-difficulties/28800/feed 14 Bikini Sunday – Mother’s Day Edition – Octomomhttp://superficialgallery.com/bikini-sunday-mothers-day-edition-octomom/28787 http://superficialgallery.com/bikini-sunday-mothers-day-edition-octomom/28787#comments Mon, 13 May 2013 00:19:34 +0000 Princess Peach http://superficialgallery.com/?p=28787 For this week’s Bikini Sunday I thought it fitting to feature Ms. Nadya Suleman, AKA Octomom. Nadya gained celebrity status after birthing octuplets and maintained her D-list fame with her subsequent bat-excrement crazy antics. She’s done a porn video, gotten plastic surgery, allegedly trashed several residences, and is being investigated for welfare fraud. But, at [...]

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]]> http://superficialgallery.com/bikini-sunday-mothers-day-edition-octomom/28787/feed 5 Thank God for Nicki Minajhttp://superficialgallery.com/thank-god-for-nicki-minaj/28782 http://superficialgallery.com/thank-god-for-nicki-minaj/28782#comments Sun, 12 May 2013 03:58:07 +0000 Acadia http://superficialgallery.com/?p=28782 I know everyone hates Nicki Minaj and blah blah blah but seriously stop talking about the cartoonishness of her body and pay attention to the fact that she can rap.  And if you think all rapping is the same then look at the video below. This whole post was an excuse to post this video, [...]

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