It’s a slingshot. That can fire CHAINSAWS. I don’t think there’s anything left to say here.
Nobody ever sends me anything made out of sandalwood from New Caledonia.
If you made me a device for hucking chainsaws at people, I so would.
Well I would if I had the handles.
I’m not typically one to judge, but this idea seems inherently irresponsible…
Pfft. What has responsibility every gotten anyone? Certainly not a device that hurls chainsaws!
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