Friday Nineties – Creed – Higher

Here is a PARTIAL list of things that I am better at than the lead singer of Creed:

• Running
• Stratego
• Painting garages
• Singing “Higher”
• Wearing tank tops
• Biological warfare simulations
• Cooking steak
• Stopping fast forward on Tivo at the exact right moment so that the show starts right away.
• Threatening the cable company that I will switch to Dish if they don’t extend the triple play.
• Breaking bottles

As you can see – I pretty much beat the Creed guy in every category and yet I still don’t have millions of dollars or a band.  Who judges these things?  Is this what the whole “99%” thing is about?  If so then I am then on their side completely.  This whole system is corrupt.  Creed sucks!  I will prove it after the jump!