Friday Nineties – Mortal Kombat
The original Mortal Kombat caused a lot of controversy because of all the violence in it when it came out in the mid 90s. And for good reason. I remember a huge upswing in people throwing chains into their buddies' necks while yelling "COME OVER HERE" and others turning their perfectly good limbs into robot parts. As you can see from the video above, Scorpion taking off his hat and burning up Sub-Zero was super awesome at the time but now you can chop people in half which is a LOT better. You can also do this.,
But who needs to watch gifs (or whatever a webm file is) when you can PLAY THE DAMN GAME. That's right. You can be Johnny Cage and play the original Mortal Kombat right here on the site. Who needs to spend 70 bucks for a damn game when you can play it for free on here! Even if it is 20 years old or so. I bet if you found a willing 20 year old sex partner you would not be complaining about how simplistic the controls are or the graphics are bad. Spoiled brats. Now....FIGHT!
A - punch
S - block
D - Kick