Friday Nineties – Paula Cole- I Don’t Want to Wait

Dan Brill needs a watch to tell him when Friday is…

Stacy Frazer doesn’t want to wait.

Neither does Nicolette Whealy

Akshay Bist is not fond of waiting.

Waiting makes Roger Sherman downright mad. Or else he hates his own arm.

I feel badly for Paula Cole.  The hairy armpit thing never really caught on.  Her songs did, though.  She was really something for a while.  I guess getting your song used as the theme to a popular TV show can’t hurt.  Then again it didn’t help the band who sang the Friends song but they weren’t chicks with hairy armpits.  Looks like they missed that curve.  And the bass player from Seinfeld.  Nobody even knows who that guy is.  Fame is funny sometimes.

Speaking of fame, I don’t think Paula Cole has any anymore, and seems like the person who doesn’t care.  I am betting she is a beekeeper or a healing crystal therapist and might not even remember being a singer.  Good for her.  You go on with your hairy armpit self, Paula Cole.  The money you save on razors will extend your fortunes considerably!

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  1. Pay me a eleventy-one bajillion dollars or I go file a DMCA takedown notice >_<

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  2. That mole on the side of my nose is slowly but surely taking over my entire face.

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    • I, um…I thought it was just an unfortunate blemish.

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      • Sadly, no. I’d get it removed if my insurance would cover it. I usually try to take pics from the other side (my “good” side), but to get the watch in the pic, it wasn’t possible.

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        • Sorry if I sounded like a heartless bitch, there. I wouldn’t have said anything at all if you hadn’t mentioned it first.

          I am totally familiar with moles in prominent places. I get it.

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        • wtf you mean “wasn’t possible”? It’s a watch, not a tattoo of a watch! I hope….

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          • If it’s a selfie (which it looks like), he couldn’t take the picture/click the mouse WITH THE WATCH HAND OR IT WOULDN’T HAVE BEEN IN THE PICTURE! Dur, Acadia. Dur.

          • BECAUSE SOME OF US KNOW HOW TO WEAR A WATCH, HEATHEN!!!

        • Get a knife and scrape it off of your face you pansy!

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  3. What happened to Paula Mole? I mean Cole.

    OMG BRINGS IT BACK!

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  4. Hmmm…evidently, you can only respond so many times…

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  5. WAIT, wait. The real question here is where have all the cowboys gone.

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  6. The Cowboys became the beekeepers. But they were terrible at it so all the bees went missing. In all fairness its really hard to whip a beer.

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