Gallery Staff Is Breaking Down

Cider

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Guys, we're breaking down over here. I just finished up all the work I've been doing on my condo literally for years and I feel shell-shocked. I'm trying to come back to life as a normal person but I'm still kind of out of it. I feel like any second some bad thing I forgot about is going to pop out from behind a corner. I was supposed to put a post up on Tuesday but I failed at that - not only on Tuesday but on Wednesday too.

Now today's author of choice, Sangfroid, is unable to write his post because he had "a little bit of a heart attack". I guess he punched his heart back though, wasn't attacked enough by it to be dead, so we'll be hearing from him again.

Our fearless leader, Acadia, is working on curing cancer or something like that. In case you haven't noticed, people are still getting cancer, so so far I give him an F on his execution and a C- for effort. On top of that, his back is so messed up that about 80% of the time he's high out of his mind on medication.

So, paranoia, heart attacks, broken backs, failure to cure cancer. All this is to say, all I could really think of to tell you about today is the sorry state of us.

Now to reward you for reading that, I'll just link you to some of my favorite things I've seen on the internet lately. Ready?

21 Times Olivia Wilde Said Exactly What You Were Thinking

There is a bar in London where you can pet owls.

This video of a cat that loves to be slid (slided? slidden? slad???) across the floor

This video about how much of an a**hole every cat in the world is

(You don't get to complain that there are two cat videos. Cat videos are the reason the Internet exists.)

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Cider
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I'm the President of Not Helping Acadia at this site, as well as Editor-in-Chief because none of these monkeys whacking on keyboards can spell. My username doesn't mean anything to you and I refuse to explain it. If you don't like me I don't care. Become a writer for the site and post your own garbage then, you plebe.

6 Comments

  1. Roger Sherman
    Roger ShermanReply
    March 12, 2015 at 11:46 pm

    OMG I WANNA PET OWLS!!!

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    • Cider
      CiderReply
      March 18, 2015 at 8:23 pm

      I know, right?????

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  2. Acadia Einstein
    March 13, 2015 at 4:56 am

    You don’t know how much cancer I cured. *takes fifty pills*

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    • Cider
      CiderReply
      March 18, 2015 at 8:23 pm

      YOU HAVE CURED ZERO CANCER.

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  3. Christy Ramsey
    March 13, 2015 at 8:53 am

    That Olivia Wilde link is great. I’mma have to follow her.

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    • Cider
      CiderReply
      March 18, 2015 at 8:24 pm

      I know, truly she is pretty great.

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