Start decorating too late to make it look good.
Half-assed decorating can be explained away by pretending zombies attacked the house while you were working on it.
What do you mean half-assed?? I put thought into that lone tombstone! NO ONE ELSE SIGNED UP TO BE BURIED.
lol@ signed up.
The tiny tombstone is to distract you from what’s lurking behind those barely open windows under the house.
I bought two flicking battery operated tea light candles. And I have no jack-o-lanterns to pit them in.
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