Happy Irish Day! Learn to swear in Gaelige

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Sangfroid

Look Saint Patrick wasn't even Irish. He was a Roman (Britain was Roman) that was captured, enslaved, released, became a priest and then went back to Ireland to convert the pagans. It's actually a religious type event in Ireland. All the green beer and parades and drunken fake Irish is American. (For a long time Saint Patrick's day was dry in Ireland) Worse still the actual color associated with Saint Patrick is blue. (Hmmm Romulan Ale) The only real way to tell if someone is Irish on March 17th is to ask them who Saoirse Ronan is. If the response is that she's the best actress in Hollwood AND they can pronounce her name correctly (There's no point in even trying to explain phonetically. It's one of those Irish vowels that are a shibboleth) you've probably got the genuine article. Nobody much cares if you don't get it right. It's Saint Patrick's day for fecks sake!  Go wear some green and enjoy yourself.

Saoirse-Ronan-The-Lovely-Bones--2009

It's Ser-sha like Inertia but you're still saying it wrong. She's been in lots of great movies. This is from The Lovely Bones


Be sure and check out the lovely lady swearing in the Irish at the bottom.




apatrick1

Ok how do you do this? No I don't want twenty smiley faces with horns. ARRRGGH!



apatrick2

Happy casual racism about the Irish Day.



apatrick3

Heh!



apatrick4

Wait there's an option other than green beer?



apatrick5

Still one of my favorite pin ups


Cute and she swears in the IRISH. This may be the perfect woman

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Sangfroid's unabashed use of punctuation and grammar has made him a literary standout on the internet. A rising star in the urban/romance/horror/science fiction/Nancy Drew fiction market, Sangfroid is the talk of the local McDonald's. His dog actually ate the first page of his magnum opus "That Foggy Night" and compared it to other great works like the weekly circular for its absorbent qualities.

7 Comments

  1. Penny
    PennyReply
    March 17, 2016 at 2:18 pm

    My favorite movie with her in it is Hana , but I have always loved movies with strong women

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  2. Acadia Einstein
    March 17, 2016 at 11:00 pm

    That girl looks like what’s her face. You know how I mean. She is in American Horror Story

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  3. Roger Sherman
    Roger ShermanReply
    March 17, 2016 at 11:02 pm

    Alex Jones is Jeans spirit animal.

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  4. Acadia Einstein
    March 17, 2016 at 11:12 pm

    Chloe Sevigny

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  5. Cider
    CiderReply
    March 18, 2016 at 12:05 am

    What? Nobody cares about your weird Chloe Sevigny thing and Saoirse Ronan doesn’t look like her either, Acadia. Ugh, Lovely Bones. That book is extremely upsetting, I’m not sure I can watch the movie. I didn’t even wear green today. What an utter failure. SIGH.

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    • Roger Sherman
      Roger ShermanReply
      March 18, 2016 at 1:12 am

      What the shit are you two talking about?

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      • Sangfroid
        March 18, 2016 at 11:04 am

        I thought he meant Clare the foul mouthed Irish redhead looked like Violet Harmon (Don’t know actress name) but apparently Cider and Acadia are arguing about Saoirse. Plus Cider’s failure to acknowledge her three drops of Irish blood by wearing green and pronouncing Saorise right which she probably can do being weird like that.

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