Helen Flanagan and the Return of Celebrity Tongues

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The woman above is named Helen Flanagan.  She is apparently some sort of model/nobody in the UK.  She also sort of seems remarkable because her name sounds like she should run a boarding house in 1890 and spend time washing clothes in a big pot with an oar.

But the REAL reason that she is even on the page is that she is sticking her tongue out.  And you might not know this, but we are the world’s foremost authority on that subject.  Look!

Anyway – now that the site isn’t stupid slow I am going to start putting more tongue pictures in.  Years ago I would have found that sentence odd.  Now I am quite fine with it.

  1. I like my smut with lots of tongue. Thank you.

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  2. Ooh, and she’s the ambitious sort. She’s going back to college, after a slight side turn:

    “I was a perfect A* student and then I turned 16 and just became a bit of a rebel. I think it was just hormones. I just couldn’t concentrate. I couldn’t be bothered.”

    We can all relate, right??

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2256545/Helen-Flanagan-strips-risque-photoshoot-reveals-shes-returning-school-study-A-levels.html

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  3. This is all working out quite nicely.

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