Helen Flanagan and the Return of Celebrity Tongues

Acadia Einstein


The woman above is named Helen Flanagan.  She is apparently some sort of model/nobody in the UK.  She also sort of seems remarkable because her name sounds like she should run a boarding house in 1890 and spend time washing clothes in a big pot with an oar.

But the REAL reason that she is even on the page is that she is sticking her tongue out.  And you might not know this, but we are the world’s foremost authority on that subject.  Look!

Anyway – now that the site isn’t stupid slow I am going to start putting more tongue pictures in.  Years ago I would have found that sentence odd.  Now I am quite fine with it.

I have run the site since 2005. And I have to say I am pretty damn proud of it. I wrote the book Whalewolf (sold on Smashwords.com) and am not even close to tired so I am just going to keep going. I was born in Portland, Maine and I currently live in New York and Charlotte, North Carolina. I keep hoping that at some point all these weird rebels are gonna say: "SURPRISE!" and act normal. Eight years and counting....


  1. Jen Li
    Jen LiReply
    January 4, 2013 at 12:31 am

    I like my smut with lots of tongue. Thank you.

  2. alex
    January 4, 2013 at 1:15 am

    Ooh, and she’s the ambitious sort. She’s going back to college, after a slight side turn:

    “I was a perfect A* student and then I turned 16 and just became a bit of a rebel. I think it was just hormones. I just couldn’t concentrate. I couldn’t be bothered.”

    We can all relate, right??


  3. Acadia Einstein
    January 5, 2013 at 12:30 am

    This is all working out quite nicely.

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