Hipsters Continue to Ruin America
Nobody wants your retro bike locks i.e. shoelaces to lock their bikes up with.
A five year old could liberate my bike if I actually used this ridiculous product. Here are things I am pretty sure you could use to hack this lock:
- random rusty knife
- pair of scissors
- with enough time, your own fingernails
In case you think I’m joking, no, I’m not. This is a real product. I scrutinized the description to see if maybe there was a chain or cable inside, but it’s described as just made out of cloth. So, thanks, hipsters and millenials and whoever else is dumb enough to think a piece of rope is a good way to secure your bikes. I hate you. You’re the actual worst.