So the following joke gets entered into Freedom of Speech cause I realized that I get a crap ton of emails bitching about illegal immigrants. I don’t know why, exactly. I mean, what’s the big deal? Apparently these guys are stealing our jobs, stealing our money and, according to this joke, getting free hookers. If this joke is true, then I am officially anti illegal immigration.
Everyone should have to pay. Not just me. Oh, and by the way – please note that the way you can tell the person in the joke is an immigrant is because he speaks in ‘broken’ English and says “I pay” instead of “I will pay”. Stupid immigrants! Joke after the jump.
An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker.
“Hey, how much you charge for an hour, sister?” he asks.
“$100,” she replies.
In broken English, he says, “Do you do immigrant style?”
“No” she says.
“I pay you $200 to do immigrant style.”
“No,” she says, not knowing what immigrant style is.
“I pay you $300.”
“No,” she says.
“I pay you $400.”
“No,” she says.
So finally he says, “OK, I pay $1,000 to do immigrant style.”
She thinks, “Well, I’ve been in the game for over 10 years now. I’ve had every kind of request from weirdos from every part of the world. How bad could immigrant style be?”
So she agrees and has sex with him. Finally, after several hours, they finish.
Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, “Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. But that was good. So, what exactly is immigrant style?”
The illegal immigrant replies, “You send bill to Government.”