The new 3D version of “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre” is the latest in a never-ending string of re-heatings of the 1974 classic. But some of you might remember that ten years ago the franchise was resurrected with none other than the new Mrs. Justin Timberlake: Jessica Biel. Now, it is a pretty established fact the Ms. Biel has a body that looks like what comic book artists think about when they draw Supergirl. But she is also an actress. How good of one I’m not sure, though. I can’t remember any movie she was in except that magician one. And I then I don’t remember if she was in in the Wolverine/Batman magician movie or the Hulk magician movie. I’ll just wait for you to get that.
So maybe me not remembering what movies she is in isn’t the most ringing endorsement. But if you measure success by the number of gifs made of the actress, then they should rename (and resculpt) the Oscar in her honor. I was too lazy to download just the Texas Chainsaw ones from the pages I found so I used my bulk downloader to get them all and I think I ran out of disk space. Seriously I don’t know what I’m going to do with 100 something gifs of Jessica Biel in her underwear.
Aaaaanyway, let’s check out what I think is every scene Jessica Biel had in “Texas Chainsaw Massacre” in gif form. And if you want some more Jessica, here is our gallery of her (Jessica Biel) and our Jessica Biel Tongue gallery. Now you watch these somehow rock-hard yet jiggly gifs while I do something with the other ones. This job is difficult!