Jessica Biel Texas Chainsaw Massacre Gifs

Acadia Einstein

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The new 3D version of “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre” is the latest in a never-ending string of re-heatings of the 1974 classic.  But some of you might remember that ten years ago the franchise was resurrected with none other than the new Mrs. Justin Timberlake: Jessica Biel.  Now, it is a pretty established fact the Ms. Biel has a body that looks like what comic book artists think about when they draw Supergirl.  But she is also an actress.  How good of one I’m not sure, though.  I can’t remember any movie she was in except that magician one.  And I then I don’t remember if she was in in the Wolverine/Batman magician movie or the Hulk magician movie.  I’ll just wait for you to get that.

So maybe me not remembering what movies she is in isn’t the most ringing endorsement.  But if you measure success by the number of gifs made of the actress, then they should rename (and resculpt) the Oscar in her honor.  I was too lazy to download just the Texas Chainsaw ones from the pages I found so I used my bulk downloader to get them all and I think I ran out of disk space.  Seriously I don’t know what I’m going to do with 100 something gifs of Jessica Biel in her underwear.

Aaaaanyway, let’s check out what I think is every scene Jessica Biel had in “Texas Chainsaw Massacre” in gif form.  And if you want some more Jessica, here is our gallery of her (Jessica Biel) and our Jessica Biel Tongue gallery.  Now you watch these somehow rock-hard yet jiggly gifs while I do something with the other ones.  This job is difficult!

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11 Comments

  1. TGNP
    February 14, 2013 at 12:04 pm

    I think you downloaded enough Jessica Biel to break your site.

    Remember kids…Jessica Biel – Not Even Once.

    • Acadia
      February 15, 2013 at 11:41 pm

      It did break the site.

  2. Eva Halloween
    February 14, 2013 at 10:14 pm

    Did I just watch the entire movie?

    • Acadia
      February 15, 2013 at 11:41 pm

      I don’t even know if she died in it.

      • Eva Halloween
        February 16, 2013 at 12:26 pm

        Wait, dies? Is the movie about something besides her running around in a t-shirt of varying degrees of dampness and jiggle?

  3. Dydan Waters
    February 15, 2013 at 9:55 am

    Poor Jessica Biel. Pretty to look at, but can’t act for shit!

    • Acadia
      February 15, 2013 at 11:43 pm

      Just like me. :(

  4. Stacy
    StacyReply
    February 15, 2013 at 7:43 pm

    She should be new face/boobs of Jello. Cosby should kicking off any time, they should plan ahead

    • Acadia
      February 15, 2013 at 11:43 pm

      Shrewd. This is why you are in charge of things.

  5. elssar
    February 16, 2013 at 12:54 pm

    “Seriously I don’t know what I’m going to do with 100 something gifs of Jessica Biel in her underwear.”

    Hey, what happened to your arm? You sprain it or something?

  6. angie potter
    angie potterReply
    February 16, 2013 at 1:49 pm

    I’m disappointed, they needed to show moar boobs!

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