Alright, let’s get real. We all know that Halloween provides the ladies with a great excuse to, well, for lack of a better phrase, skank it up in a skimpy costume. At the end of October, the countryside is overrun with hordes of scantily clad catwomen, busty nurses, Jessica Rabbits and slutty witches. I suspect that without our need to dress in horrendous, inappropriate outfits at least once a year, the vinyl, sequin, spandex and acrylic wig industries might all collapse.
Although the ladies tend to dominate the tasteless costume scene, this doesn’t mean that the men should be left out of all this fun. Gentlemen, let’s not forget that Halloween is a chance for you to demonstrate your right to bare arms (and bare chests and bare legs). There are a multitude of sexy costume choices available to you. Don’t tell me you’ve never wanted to rock the shirtless firefighter look, or dress up like a gladiator and run around yelling, “This is Sparta!”
I only have one recommendation if you’re planning to try out one of the sexier costume choices this year. Before you head out to that costume party, talk to your buddies and discuss your costume choices. The last thing you want is to show up looking like a crowd of rejects from the Village People.
If none of these are even the least bit attractive to me, does that make me gay? Because I might have to switch teams.
Ugh.
Ha, no! I wrote this under the premise that guys shouldn’t feel left out and I have to assume that these costumes must appeal to somebody or the costume companies wouldn’t be making them. However, if I’m being honest, attractive is not a word that comes to mind when I see these.
Personally, I would be hard-pressed to not laugh if I caught any of my male friends in any of these costumes.
That butler needs more butling and less ballsack.
Agreed.
This is *not* what I meant when I placed that “sexy butler” add.
picture Chris Elliot in any of those and they are instantly funny.
Or Bill Murray.
I sure don’t think he’ll go with “zombie” again.
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