Marital Bliss?

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So when I was super little my mom had a few records and one of them was really old and it was called The Bickersons.  I forgot all about it until I found this dump of funny marriage tweets (see below) so I decided to look it up.  There are a couple good jokes in it, but boy oh boy is it a product of olden times.  The characters, Blanche and John seem to both give as good as they get, but you can tell if you listen closely that it is really a product of its time.

But the rhubarb joke kills.

As for the tweets?  Well you tell me which ones you like.  I know which one is my favorite.

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I have run the site since 2005. And I have to say I am pretty damn proud of it. I wrote the book Whalewolf (sold on Smashwords.com) and am not even close to tired so I am just going to keep going. I was born in Portland, Maine and I currently live in New York and Charlotte, North Carolina. I keep hoping that at some point all these weird rebels are gonna say: "SURPRISE!" and act normal. Eight years and counting....

30 Comments

  1. Sheri
    October 23, 2016 at 1:03 pm

    These are all really funny. Especially the one asking the husband what he wanted for dinner, then told him he was wrong!!! LOOOL. Plus comparing marriage to coffee. SO funny. I needed a post that would boost be up a little today! Very nice! Sharing this.

  2. Julie Maloney
    October 23, 2016 at 1:06 pm

    If my husband were to grocery shop, that’s exactly what would happen. Also, I know the guy who tweeted that so I’m kind of famous.

  3. Mal
    October 23, 2016 at 1:58 pm

    Hahaha, these are great!

  4. Joleene DesRosiers Moody
    October 23, 2016 at 4:18 pm

    Haha! I needed this laugh today. 🙂

  5. tabithoughts
    tabithoughtsReply
    October 23, 2016 at 4:24 pm

    This is hilarious! I love the tweet of the husband being wrong about what he wanted for dinner. Deciding and agreeing on dinner seems to be a frequent conflict between couples!

  6. barriebismark
    barriebismarkReply
    October 23, 2016 at 4:26 pm

    These area all really funny! Dinner is always a fight!

  7. Pat Saunders
    October 23, 2016 at 5:04 pm

    I am not married but reading the posts I have some funny stories to share with my married friends.

  8. Austin Rees
    October 23, 2016 at 5:48 pm

    This was a treat! I enjoyed each of theses tweets and had to read them out loud to my own spouse!

  9. back2simplelife
    back2simplelifeReply
    October 23, 2016 at 6:12 pm

    These are way too funny! Thanks! I needed a good laugh!

  10. delianutshell
    delianutshellReply
    October 23, 2016 at 6:43 pm

    Ahahhaha. This post made my day!

  11. The Real Nani
    October 23, 2016 at 7:03 pm

    This is hilarious. I love how so many of the tweets are about the wife knowing more than the husband, because…yup. LOL.

  12. Funeiky (@funeiky)
    October 23, 2016 at 7:46 pm

    Hi, Such a hilarious collection, great find.

  13. cybella28
    cybella28Reply
    October 23, 2016 at 8:40 pm

    Sadly several of those applied to me when I was married. I had a great laugh reading this. Thank you for sharing.

  14. Roy Miller
    October 23, 2016 at 10:14 pm

    This is hilarious. It reminds of when I was a kid. I like the wall paper paste bit.

  15. Mindy@FarmFitLiving
    October 23, 2016 at 10:15 pm

    This was so funny! I think my husband and I relate to Mark’s. Especially since our 3 year old climbs into bed with us most nights.

  16. Amber Myers
    October 23, 2016 at 10:20 pm

    These are hilarious! I also give my husband the speaking treatment. Sometimes I think he wishes that I’d shhhhhh.

  17. Wanderlustkyla
    October 23, 2016 at 11:11 pm

    Some of these are funny and some are groan inducing! I like the one about the shampoo being smarter than him!
    Kyla
    wanderlustkyla.com

  18. Kay
    KayReply
    October 24, 2016 at 12:05 am

    Bwhahahahahahahahhaha
    Hey when I was married genius thought it would be a great idea to buy the same colored toothbrushes and he was a old Germ dude lol yea pink and blue till we divorced lol

  19. maryanecuisine123
    maryanecuisine123Reply
    October 24, 2016 at 2:42 am

    Hilarious! As a couples therapist, it’s so funny hahaha!

  20. Elle
    October 24, 2016 at 8:53 am

    I recall the Bickersons too. Some of it was quite hilarious!

  21. Anosa
    October 24, 2016 at 11:38 am

    Hahaha I always crack up every time I read such tweets. Thanks for the laugh Hun

  22. Blair Villanueva
    October 24, 2016 at 12:58 pm

    LOL these are so cool! WIFEY Rules! ????????????

  23. MyYellowApron
    October 24, 2016 at 1:58 pm

    Awesome post. Wife definitely got to have the last word. My treatment for my hubby is the silent treatment 😉

  24. Janine Good
    October 24, 2016 at 4:33 pm

    Hilarious! Sometimes it is a fun gesture to get others insight on marital bliss!

  25. Kim Smith
    October 24, 2016 at 5:07 pm

    I like the “thermostat negotiations.” That’s us alright!

  26. Valerie CottageMakingMommy
    October 24, 2016 at 7:55 pm

    I have pneumonia and I’m laughing my head off and it’s making me cough.

  27. Enjoyfreebies
    October 24, 2016 at 10:18 pm

    These are hilarious! I admit I often pull the “at first you don’t succeed” dishwasher trick with my husband. He insists on loading the dishes now too. LOL!

  28. Bigscrod wants cake
    October 24, 2016 at 11:04 pm

    I still have that Bickerson’s album from my parents, great stuff. Also, a local brewery has ‘domestic bliss’ as one of their ales. 9.5%abv.

  29. Jemma @ Celery and Cupcakes
    October 25, 2016 at 2:30 am

    These tweets are hilarious! Such a funny post.

  30. CJ | Thirty30Courtney.com
    October 25, 2016 at 5:38 pm

    These are all funny. It’s good to see couples having fun with one another. My personal favorite was the “don’t you die on me” although I probably shouldn’t be laughing at that one! lol

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