Mr. Beans Daughter. Your mind has just been blown.

Sangfroid

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I had an entire article on how McDonalds is going to serve breakfast all day starting October 6th. This didn’t set me over the edge. Accidentally deleting all the words did. That and running over the garbage can last night. So instead you get a cute monkey and other shameless click bait today.

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In case you’re wondering that is not how you get a cute monkey baby.

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This guy got distracted on his search on how to make a cute monkey baby.

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This is just how to get started on making a cute baby. Practice makes perfect.

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A Cute Baby

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He heard you had to have a six pack to practice making babies

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The buns made me hungry. I wonder if Dairy Queen serves this new Marijuana Ice Cream

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Any joke with Keanu Reeves in it is twice as funny after green ice cream.

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It’s also how you look when you read this all the way down here.

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Finally got to the point!


I blame everything on the green ice cream. I have this urge to eat Beer Dip with a spoon now too.

Beer + Cheese = Best food ever

Author:
Sangfroid's unabashed use of punctuation and grammar has made him a literary standout on the internet. A rising star in the urban/romance/horror/science fiction/Nancy Drew fiction market, Sangfroid is the talk of the local McDonald's. His dog actually ate the first page of his magnum opus "That Foggy Night" and compared it to other great works like the weekly circular for its absorbent qualities.

One Comment

  1. Penny
    PennyReply
    September 4, 2015 at 7:06 am

    I hear a paper bag works.

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